When my dad and I were talking about where to sit for the Rent tour at NJPAC, I told him, jokingly, that we could see Topol in Fiddler there instead of Rent. He broke into laughter right away. His response to me was that he thought he had died ages ago. He also found it funny when I told him that I read somewhere (somewhere being here, on this forum) that he owns the sets to the show. He said that that reminded him of a typical schoolyard situation. You have the big kids who don't want to play with the little kid, but the little kid has the ball that they need, so in order to use the ball they are forced to have the little kid play with them.
My dad said that he saw him 30 years ago and he remembered him phoning it in then.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll