Oh Jesus. He's really fo' serious writing this show, isn't he? Que idiota.
Oddly enough, though I'm not a really Sarah Brightman fan I think she sings Christine beautifully (you should if a part is written for you) and she could actually get me to sit through something like this. But that's assuming this self-indulgent adventure in awfulness is happening. And right now I'm preferring to believe it isn't. (And I'm a Webber fan.)
"If there is going to be a restoration fee, there should also be a Renaissance fee, a Middle Ages fee and a Dark Ages fee. Someone must have men in the back room making up names, euphemisms for profit."
(Emanuel Azenberg)