First of all.....gotta love the current subject line.
SASSTRESS BIATCH.
Second, where is this college that he was speaking at?
Third, what would I have to sell to get him to come to Minnesota and speak at a teeny tiny women's college (granted, the largest one in the country, but still).
Fourth, I am hungry.
And, finally, fifth, I am sick and thus very wacked out.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay