There were also several different versions in London. I believe they started out with this...
I am sick of my career, always stuck in second gear,
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I'm depressed as I can be,
I've got constant PMT.
I'll probably be replaced by Britney Spears!
Britney Spears!
On the London tour cast recording Jodi Prenger sings this one:
My love-life is a mess,
I've got constant PMS,
I am sick to the bottom of my soul.
They hate me there backstage,
They say I'm too old for my age.
I'm constantly replaced by Cheryl Cole!
Cheryl Cole!
and then there were some variations including...
My love-life is a mess,
I've got constant PMS,
I am sick to the bottom of my soul.
They hate me there backstage,
They say I'm too old for my age.
They say I'm worse than Elaine Paige!
Elaine Paige!
Or
My love-life is a mess,
I've got constant PMS,
And my career, is about as hot as ice.
They hate me there backstage,
They say I'm too old for my age.
They're trying to replace me with Posh Spice!
With Posh Spice!
Updated On: 9/29/12 at 06:32 PM