What is your favourite sexually-charged line in a Stephen Sondheim musical?

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What is your favourite sexually-charged line in a Stephen Sondheim musical?

Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:13pm

For me it's "A dip in the butter and a flutter with what meets my eye" from "The Miller's Son."

Discuss, discuss.

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Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:23pm

"I need your shoe to have a child!" - Baker's Wife

Into the Woods

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:24pm

Matt, whenever I see your icon, I think of "Someone in a Tree" from Pacific Overtures.

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Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:28pm

He'll walk in hot and tired, so what?
Don't matter if he's tired, as long as he's HOT!

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Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:29pm

That line from The Miller's Son is pretty good.
My favorite is from Follies.

"Could I bury my rage with a boy half your age in the grass?
Bet your ass." ....from Could I Leave You.

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Posted: 2/8/04 at 11:41pm

"Smart! She's into all those exotic mystiques,
Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques,
I hear she knows more than seventy-five...
Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!" (Company)

"Sally standing at the door,
Sally moving to the bed,
Sally resting in my arms,
With her head against my head." (Follies)

"Can that boy f-f-f-foxtrot!" (Follies)

Not from a musical but...
"Yes, I know that it's..hard..." (I Never Do Anything
Twice--The Seven-Percent Solution)

"The bird from the sea,
Not knowing pine from bamboo,
Roosts on anything." (Pacific Overtures)

"...Your lips part, Johanna,
So young and soft and beautiful...
You tempt me with those quivering...
You'll deliver me, Johanna,
From this
Hot
Red
Devil
With your
Soft
White
Cool
Virgin palms." (Sweeney Todd)

Not sexually charged but certainly the dumbest line
Sondheim ever wrote:
"What made it all right is what made it all wrong."
Plain stupid.

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 12:37am

"Tall and tender,
Like an Apollo,
He goes walking by,
And I have to follow him,
The boy from TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ."

(Music by Mary Rodgers)

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 8:50am

Said my handsome young guard, "Yes I know that it's hard,
But no matter how nice, I never do anything twice".

A Healthy NO C-A-R-B Diet for 2004 NO C-heney NO A-shcroft NO R-umsfeld NO B-ush and "Absolutely NO RICE!"

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 9:13am

The whole song rose's turn until she gets depressed in it

"Look on the Bright Side Not on the Blackside get off your backside shine those shoes! This is your golden opportunity: Your the lightning and the news!" -Assassins

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 9:20am

"Unfortunately still a virgin, but you can't force a flower...."

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 9:49am

"How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone?"

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 10:08am

"....Don't finish that sentence!"

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 10:46am

Cinderella's Prince:

If it were not for the thicket

Rapunzel's Prince:
A thicket's no trick, is it thick?

CP: It's the thickest.

RP: The quickest is pick it apart with a stick

CP: Yes, but even one prick, it's my thing about blood.

RP: Well it's sick!

CP: It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves!

RP: Dwarves???

CP: Dwarves!

RP: Dwarves are very upsetting.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 12:56pm

"Watching little things grow." - Anne Egermann

A Little Night Music

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 5:03pm

"Lucy wants to be juicy" - Follies

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 5:08pm

Hello Little Girl...so dark molester like: Hey little girl ya want some candy? Creeps me everytime.
STEVOS

"IF I TRY THERE MAY BE A CHANCE / WE COULD LOVE WITH OUR EYES CLOSED/ WITH OUR EYES CLOSED WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD!"- Stephen Dwight

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 5:17pm

"Think of that scrumptious carnality twice in one day."

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Posted: 2/9/04 at 8:36pm

"you should see my nectarines"

okay, its just funny, but it is sexual!!

Il n' y a pas d'amour heureux.

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 9:06am

Y'know the one that got me?

RED RIDING HOOD: I'll be your mother, Jack.

JACK: I don't want a mother, I want a friend... and a pet!

It's Red's take on the line more than the line itself!

"Now and then life hits you on the back of the head with a sock full of wet porridge. How you handle that is up to you." - Tim Rice

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 8:25pm

Check my quote: Does that count?

"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 8:28pm

"And there will be plenty of time for the bakehouse later."

"Gif me the cobra jool!"

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 8:43pm

"I had a dream."

Bulldog

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 9:10pm

NIIIIIIICE Bulldog!

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 9:31pm

"Plant it and they soar. Here, you want some more?" -ITW

"Hello, George? There is someone in this dress." -SITPWG

"George's stroke is tender, George's touch is pure." -SITPWG

The entire song "Sooner or Later" from Dick Tracy. (It wasn't on broadway, but it's still Sondheim)

"She bubbles with pleasure, She glows with surprise, Disrupts my accustomed leisure And ruffles my ties." -ALNM

"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

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Posted: 2/10/04 at 9:47pm

"To feel a woman's touch" Passion

I think Marin's low voice is wonderful on this line.....

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