What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
#1What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:41pm
Can anyone think of ideas, books, or movies that would make sensational Broadway plays and ones that would make Broadway look like crap? I don't have any at the moment...that I can think of right off the bat. Do you?
Updated On: 11/7/09 at 11:41 PM
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#2re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:44pm
I have this idea for a show about a Stephanie J. Block fan who won't wash her hair or clothes and makes a lot of funny youtube videos.
It's a one woman show, only she sings. It would be sensational and would not make Broadway look like crap.
#2re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:47pm...staring Helen Mirren - "The Queen"
#3re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:50pmI think this is ridiculous. It bothers me so much when people judge a show before it even starts. You haven't seen it so so there is no way of telling if a show is a piece of crap or not.
#4re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:52pmWhat show is being judged before it opens? What actual show was even discussed here?
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#5re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:53pmI'm thinking of songs she could sing such as: "It rules", "You Don't Know What You're Talking About", "My Very Stretchy Pink Popular Pants", "Me Singing", "My Blue Man Group Flyer" and a huge first act finale "Borderline Obsessive".
#6re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 11:55pm
And the Act Two opener - "My fliers and Me"
Updated On: 11/7/09 at 11:55 PM
#7re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:15amI have this Broadway sensation that a kid named...blaxx treats this other kid like an asshole and is being a jerk to him...then a guy name Jordan Catalano joins in and karma kicks there stupid ass and slaughters them with knives and sharp objects! The finale song can be..."Me and Intestines!"
#8re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:18am
Hmmmm. A new musical staring Blaxx & Myself with a big number called "Me and Intestines"
Opening this June at the Hilton Theatre. Call Telecharge at 212-239-6200 or visit www.telecharge.com for tickets.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#9re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:21amThat's the worse!
#10re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:21amOh no it's called "Intestine Mixup" XD Now that's the best!
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#11re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:23amFinally the Hilton will have a hit!
#12re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:23amSo it's not called "Me and Intestines" anymore. Now it's "Intestine Mixup". The rewrites are killing me already!
#13re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:24amYes...yes it is!
#14re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:25amI picture "Intestine Mixup" as a real 1930's Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers number with Blaxx & Myself on a set similar to when they took Annie to the movies.
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#15re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:30amBut, what intestine is Stephanie J. Block playing?
#16re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:33amWell she hasn't won a Tony yet, so I'm going to say the small one.
#17re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:34amNone, because she's not in it...she is not even buying a ticket because unlike you. She has a heart. Why do you think I'm obsessed with Stephanie J Block? I'm just a fan. God, people!
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#18re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:36amWell, excuse me! But if she played the Pirate Queen she could CERTAINLY play the small intestine.
#19re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:36am
She's going to be in it because she needs work and I'm offering her the role of a small intestine. She can sing and dance and play the same part she's played for the past 3 shows so she won't need much rehearsal time which is good since she's also going to be guest starring on a Discovery channel show playing a kidney.
(I smell an Emmy!)
#20re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:38amNo. I don't think she or ANYONE would be comfortable with playing an intestine of a graphic slaughter scene.
#21re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:40amShoshana Bean might be.
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#22re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:40amToo late. And I'm also casting Idina Menzel as her standby. And the score will consist of Stephen Schwartz farts.
#23re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:42am
Oh I forgot about Idina. She definitely needs a job (other than the one we call blow) and could fill the Hilton theater 8 times a week for a year just on her name alone.
BTW, does anyone think she'll be in the Wicked movie?
#24re: What would be the best/worse shows to come to Broadway?
Posted: 11/8/09 at 12:42amWhatever...you guys can create a whole thing out of this but I'm stopping. You guys are weird I've never heard such sarcasm in my life...Lord have mercy on your souls!
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