The only Webber worth anything is "Evita", which tackled a fascinating subject (not always well, but interestingly). It's also the only one with a passable film version. "Joseph" and "JCS" can be enjoyably trashy. "Cats" is like a bad Oscar night going on forever.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."