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#51

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:27pm

Let's just say the "twiddle" was played a little...dry...

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

#52

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:32pm

I am pleased to announce my "one man show" version of Miss Saigon complete with a helicopter (from my nephew), a cadillac (from my niece - sorry Barbie, you'll have to do without for a few days) and a statue of George W. Bush.

I'll be doing cartwheels and ribbon dancing as well.

Oh what fun. Now if I can just find a kimono that fits.

#53

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:35pm

I'll be doing Parade but I'm replacing, "That's What He Said," with "Run and Tell That," and , "Sch'ma" with "No One Mourns The Wicked," because I wanted to give a more sympathetic portrayal of the oppressed Southerners who were attacked by the radical Brooklyn Jews.

That's ok, right?

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

Updated On: 6/12/08 at 03:35 PM

#54

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:36pm

#55

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 4:01pm

I am currently playing Wendla, Elle, and Roger all while typing this message.

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"I told you, NO Rodgers and Hammerstein!"- Bart Simpson

#56

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 5:15pm

I actually heard Eddie Murphy was mounting an unauthorized production of Les Mis. It'll be like Norbit-he'll play all the parts.

As Jean Valjean:


As Javert:


As Eponine:


As Fantine:


As Marius:


As Thenardier:


As Cosette:


As Young Cosette:


One Day More will be EPIC.

#57

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 5:23pm

No one likes a tattletale.

#58

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 5:29pm

Oh hush, winter_sky. I LOVE musicaltheaterfan3!

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#59

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 5:49pm

haha to the eddie murphy pics

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"The good news is I have an excellent Tony speech. The bad news is I've had it for forty-five years."-Elaine Stritch

#60

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:07pm

Just so everyone knows where to go if they find out about an illegal production, I know some places to go to for certain shows

Hairspray - I tell Marc Shaiman
Wicked - Michael Cole (Stephen Schwartz's assistant)
Any of the Disney shows - I report to Disney
I don't know about any other places. Phyllis Rogers Stone, you should have reported that illegal production. You were ripping Stephen Schwartz off. He worked very hard to make "Wicked" a great show, and he actually does make some money from the productions around the world, but he loses money when some people who are stupid decide to go and break the law and do an illegal production.

#61

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:09pm

Darling, you're back! I missed you so!

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Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#62

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:09pm

Tell them I am composing a combo of Hairspray, the Little Mermaid, and Wicked in which I will be playing the title role of "Trarida"
(Tracy,Ariel,Glinda. Arent I clever?)
Now, the music will be the exact same. Should you report me now?

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"I told you, NO Rodgers and Hammerstein!"- Bart Simpson

#63

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:10pm

Yeah, I took a LOOONG nap! It felt so good!

#64

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:10pm

You were ripping Stephen Schwartz off. He worked very hard to make "Wicked" a great show, and he actually does make some money from the productions around the world, but he loses money when some people who are stupid decide to go and break the law and do an illegal production.

And he must have lost millions with the wonderful, critically praised production that you are mentioining. I waited in line three days for tickets and they were still sold out by the time I got to the box office. Phyllis Rogers Stone, how do you sleep at night?

#65

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 6:21pm

Yeah, I took a LOOONG nap! It felt so good!

It wasn't long enough.

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Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

#66

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 7:08pm

I reported the production of "Wicked" to Stephen Schwartz's assistant. He replied by saying:

"I wouldn't call this a production. Looks like someone having fun in their living room".

Sorry, guys.

#67

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 7:11pm

haha thats hilarious!!!!

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"The good news is I have an excellent Tony speech. The bad news is I've had it for forty-five years."-Elaine Stritch

#68

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 7:14pm

Where do I report illegal bus and truck tours of Oklahoma!, Carousel, The Harvey Girls, Paint Your Wagon...

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#69

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 7:57pm

Isn't rents rights available already???

#70

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:04pm

Actually, several people who saw the Wicked production at my birthday party went to see the tour because they enjoyed mine so much. I actually made money for them!

#71

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:14pm

PS Tell his assistant that it WAS a lot of fun!

#72

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:19pm

musicaltheaterfan3- go to hell! i hate your stupid threads!

#73

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:34pm

I will put a spell on him!

#74

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Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:34pm

I will put a spell on him!

#75

re: Where to report illegal productions of '...'

Posted: 6/12/08 at 8:58pm

Oh, I like your Gypsy - The strips would be very jingly with those coins. Lovely.

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Dearest, how can this be so? You were dead, you know. - Candide

Oh my god, this show has everything! Half naked guys and girl on girl action! - [title of show]

(My avatar? Why, yes! That is Laura Benanti making out with a chick!)