Eddie?
Florence Henderson? Maybe replacing Mary Louise Wilson but you can't be serious about her replacing Ebersole - Carol Brady is a great grandmother now, dear.
Actually, I think Lauper is an interesting idea - whether or not she would sell tickets to the show I don't know, but her stage presence is magnetic.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)