Make sure you do all of the following, or else your Wicked experience is not complete:
1. Tell EVERYONE AROUND YOU how Lea Michele would be the best ELPHABA EVAAAARR <3<3<3 I LUV GLEEEE
2. At the stage door, give your favorite performer a gift, such as a hand-knitted scarf, baked goods, or used panties.
3. Photoshop your face over their significant others' in every photo you can find of them (try Facebook) and periodically send them to them.
4. Speaking of Facebook, "like" or comment on every status the performer posts. Write on their wall often so as to give the illusion that you are actually friends with this person. Impress your friends and family by making a clone of the performer's profile and using it to write on your own wall!
5. Does said performer's child have a pet rabbit? Boil that s***.
6. Post on BroadwaySecrets about all of the above, along with a screenshot of a YouTube clip of them singing with the word "FIERCE." superimposed on it. Also, make sure you post "I want to f*** _____________ so bad...AND I'M A STRAIGHT GIRL!"
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08