#76
Posted: 6/22/14 at 12:49pm
Viva Forever on the West End. Too much wrong with it to count.
Worst Musical of all time? — Page 4
#77
Posted: 6/22/14 at 1:04pm
Into The Light - the first and only musical about the Shroud of Turin. It opened at the Neil Simon in 1986 and closed after 6 performances.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
#78
Posted: 6/22/14 at 1:28pm
Carrie? The score is hearable and it is dramatic.
#79
Posted: 6/22/14 at 2:12pm
Rainbow Jones, which opened and closed on the same night in 1974. I can't even explain what was on that stage. You just had to be there.
#80
Posted: 6/22/14 at 2:44pm
I was begging for WHITE CHRISTMAS to end, but it never would.
I guess I was a naughty boy to deserve that one.
I guess I was a naughty boy to deserve that one.
#81
Posted: 6/22/14 at 2:58pm
The Prince Of Central Park
Legs Diamond
Legs Diamond
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#82
Posted: 6/22/14 at 3:04pm
James, I'll second you on Into the Light. I was there on opening night and was just slackjawed. What William Goldman would call a "Why?"/"Don't" musical.
#83
Posted: 6/22/14 at 3:09pm
I just thought of another legendary flop which closed in previews:
Rachael Lily Rosenbloom and Don't You Ever Forget It
A number of the dancers in that show were part of the now famous taped gathering of gypsies with Michael Bennett which later became "A Chorus Line".
Rachael Lily Rosenbloom and Don't You Ever Forget It
A number of the dancers in that show were part of the now famous taped gathering of gypsies with Michael Bennett which later became "A Chorus Line".
#84
Posted: 6/22/14 at 3:10pm
Platinum
Good Vibrations
Metro
The Look of Love
Good Vibrations
Metro
The Look of Love
#85
Posted: 6/22/14 at 3:12pm
Rachel was a mega bomb of monumental proportions.
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#86
Posted: 6/22/14 at 3:22pm
Rachael Lily was originally written for Bette Midler, but she turned it down. The dance ensemble was filled with some of the great Broadway dancers of the time.
#89
Posted: 6/22/14 at 8:27pm
Merlin
First and only time that I stood up and booed as soon as the curtain came down. I stopped as soon as the cast started taking their curtain calls, I didn't want to boo them.Well, except for Doug Henning, who was all right in "The Magic Show" but proved he couldn't act in that travesty.
Tied for second would be
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public (of whatever the name was)
Bring Back Birdie
Strider
I'm envious of those who said "The Unsinkable Molly Brown" and "Gentlemans Guide". You obviously have never seen a really bad musical.
First and only time that I stood up and booed as soon as the curtain came down. I stopped as soon as the cast started taking their curtain calls, I didn't want to boo them.Well, except for Doug Henning, who was all right in "The Magic Show" but proved he couldn't act in that travesty.
Tied for second would be
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public (of whatever the name was)
Bring Back Birdie
Strider
I'm envious of those who said "The Unsinkable Molly Brown" and "Gentlemans Guide". You obviously have never seen a really bad musical.
#90
Posted: 6/22/14 at 9:05pm
Into The Light - the first and only musical about the Shroud of Turin. It opened at the Neil Simon in 1986 and closed after 6 performances.
And I saw it!
But Oh, Callcutta! was worse. A lot worse.
And I saw it!
But Oh, Callcutta! was worse. A lot worse.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#91
Posted: 6/22/14 at 9:16pm
We Will Rock You. Just dreadful. I saw the US Tour this year and I wanted to walk out so bad.
#92
Posted: 6/22/14 at 9:53pm
Her First Roman
Dancing With the Vampires
Busker's Alley
A Mother's Kisses
Shohgun
Mata Hari
Annie 2
Fun City
Illya Darling
Platinum
and these are just some of the older ones . . .
[Yes, I really did see them all!]
Dancing With the Vampires
Busker's Alley
A Mother's Kisses
Shohgun
Mata Hari
Annie 2
Fun City
Illya Darling
Platinum
and these are just some of the older ones . . .
[Yes, I really did see them all!]
#93
Posted: 6/22/14 at 9:59pm
I second the mention of:
The Scarlet Pimpernel, and
Legs Diamond (which I'm pained to agree with, even though I worked on it for half a year)
Also,
Ain't Broadway Grand
The Prince of Grand Street, and
Got Tu Go Disco
The Scarlet Pimpernel, and
Legs Diamond (which I'm pained to agree with, even though I worked on it for half a year)
Also,
Ain't Broadway Grand
The Prince of Grand Street, and
Got Tu Go Disco
#94
Posted: 6/22/14 at 10:09pm
Has anyone mentioned In My Life? It was so bad it stunned the audience into silence.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#95
Posted: 6/22/14 at 10:12pm
I was in the stunned audience
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#96
Posted: 6/22/14 at 11:47pm
Daddy Goodness. First African American million dollar musical. Bombed in Philadelphia.
Sunset boulevard holds a special place in my heart for being a terrible show with some good songs.
And I didn't get the Lippa Wild Party.
I would also throw in anything by Jason Robert Brown
Sunset boulevard holds a special place in my heart for being a terrible show with some good songs.
And I didn't get the Lippa Wild Party.
I would also throw in anything by Jason Robert Brown
#99
Posted: 6/23/14 at 9:19am
Disagree with many choices here but so far it looks like Cats is in the lead.
The best review of Cats I ever heard was a reviewer likening it to having a cat pee on your leg for 2 hours. If not for Japanese tourists, it would have closed much earlier than it did.
The best review of Cats I ever heard was a reviewer likening it to having a cat pee on your leg for 2 hours. If not for Japanese tourists, it would have closed much earlier than it did.
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#100
Posted: 6/23/14 at 9:35am
Scandalous. The only show I've ever left at intermission.
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