....you've broken up with people because they say you spend too much money on theatre...
....you're upset that an ensemble member you love is out of the show at your performance....
....you view a signed cast windowcard as a necessity like utilities or groceries and often spend the money earmarked for those things on the windowcard....
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello