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You know you're a theatre geek when a poster signed by Bernadette Peters is your prized possession.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/09
You know you're a theatre geek when you make threads called "you know you're a theatre geek when..." on broadwayworld
You know you're a theatre geek when...
The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/28/05
you spend more time on bww than any other website
You've slept with at least two posters from this board.
You actually care OR even geekier comment when someone uses "soundtrack" in the place of cast recording.
...you could stare at an empty stage for a half an hour and be quite excited about it.
You've vetted potential boyfriends by taking them to 'Sweeney Todd' (not the movie, even I can't sit through that more than once) to see their reaction on your first date. I think it's an incredibly effective screening process.
You see a license plate with the tag "Bergy" and your immediate thought is that it's a contraction of Porgy & Bess.
You know you're a theatre geek when...
The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.
And this is why I love me some Jordan Catalano!
... you think you can sing multiple harmonies at once.
When you know "Jordan Catalano" was a character created by Winnie Holzman who wrote the book for Wicked.
Broadway Star Joined: 9/13/09
You know you're a theatre geek when you need to know and/or see the curtain
When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game.
Your ringback tone used to be Defying Gravity...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Your ringtone is "Hello, Dolly!" and you'll never change it.
You actually like the Ethel Merman Disco Album
Wait Jordan....so you're saying you're a theatre geek when you draw attention to your cottage cheese ass?
Ethel Merman made a disco album?!?!?!?
Also, Jordan, your first comment was HILARIOUS.
"When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game."
^LMAO. I am so guilty of this. Did that all the time when I used to play The Sims. Used both broadway performers and characters from shows. Basically I had a whole Broadway neighborhood.
You know you're a theatre geek when...
- You’re the go-to person when it comes to anything Broadway, such as remembering shows’ titles/plots/songs, recommending shows, finding out how to get tickets, etc.
- When talking about Broadway performers you use only their first names, as if you know them personally, lol. =/
- You’re ipod is filled with 99.99% showtunes/cast recordings/Broadway performers’ albums.
- You freak out when Broadway performers guest star on TV shows.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
When your ringtone is Donna McKechnie belting "Plaaaaaay me the muuuuussiiiiiIIIIIIIC!"
Or, when you can name every actress to play Cassie...in order.
Or, you found a musical theatre database, spend most of your extra money buying playbills and inputing their information into it.
Yes, I have done all three.
You know you're a theatre geek when...
At least 30-40 songs on your iPod have the titles "Overture", "Finale", or "Finale Ultimo"
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