You know you're a theatre geek when...

Fill in the blank. I'll start off with mine.

You know you're a theatre geek when a poster signed by Bernadette Peters is your prized possession.

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You know you're a theatre geek when...

The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.

You've slept with at least two posters from this board.

...you could stare at an empty stage for a half an hour and be quite excited about it.

You cringe at false rhymes.

You know you're a theatre geek when...

The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.

And this is why I love me some Jordan Catalano!

When you know "Jordan Catalano" was a character created by Winnie Holzman who wrote the book for Wicked.

How DARE You!!!

Your ringtone is "Hello, Dolly!" and you'll never change it.

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Wait Jordan....so you're saying you're a theatre geek when you draw attention to your cottage cheese ass?

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"When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game."

^LMAO. I am so guilty of this. Did that all the time when I used to play The Sims. Used both broadway performers and characters from shows. Basically I had a whole Broadway neighborhood.

You know you're a theatre geek when...
- You’re the go-to person when it comes to anything Broadway, such as remembering shows’ titles/plots/songs, recommending shows, finding out how to get tickets, etc.
- When talking about Broadway performers you use only their first names, as if you know them personally, lol. =/
- You’re ipod is filled with 99.99% showtunes/cast recordings/Broadway performers’ albums.
- You freak out when Broadway performers guest star on TV shows.

You know you're a theatre geek when...

At least 30-40 songs on your iPod have the titles "Overture", "Finale", or "Finale Ultimo"

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