You know you're a theatre geek when...
You know you're a theatre geek when...#1
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:23pm
Fill in the blank. I'll start off with mine.
You know you're a theatre geek when a poster signed by Bernadette Peters is your prized possession.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#2
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:26pmYou know you're a theatre geek when you make threads called "you know you're a theatre geek when..." on broadwayworld
You know you're a theatre geek when...#2
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:29pm
You know you're a theatre geek when...
The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#3
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:36pmyou spend more time on bww than any other website
You know you're a theatre geek when...#4
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:40pmYou've slept with at least two posters from this board.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#5
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:46pmYou actually care OR even geekier comment when someone uses "soundtrack" in the place of cast recording.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#6
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:47pm...you could stare at an empty stage for a half an hour and be quite excited about it.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#7
Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:50pm
You've vetted potential boyfriends by taking them to 'Sweeney Todd' (not the movie, even I can't sit through that more than once) to see their reaction on your first date. I think it's an incredibly effective screening process.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#9
Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:06pmYou see a license plate with the tag "Bergy" and your immediate thought is that it's a contraction of Porgy & Bess.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#10
Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:18pm
You know you're a theatre geek when...
The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.
And this is why I love me some Jordan Catalano!
You know you're a theatre geek when...#11
Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:25pm... you think you can sing multiple harmonies at once.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#12
Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:26pmWhen you know "Jordan Catalano" was a character created by Winnie Holzman who wrote the book for Wicked.
Broadway Star Joined: 9/13/09
You know you're a theatre geek when...#13
Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:35pmYou know you're a theatre geek when you need to know and/or see the curtain
You know you're a theatre geek when...#15
Posted: 6/11/11 at 10:40pmWhen you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#17
Posted: 6/11/11 at 10:59pmYour ringback tone used to be Defying Gravity...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You know you're a theatre geek when...#18
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:21pmYour ringtone is "Hello, Dolly!" and you'll never change it.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#19
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:24pmYou actually like the Ethel Merman Disco Album
You know you're a theatre geek when...#20
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:26pmWait Jordan....so you're saying you're a theatre geek when you draw attention to your cottage cheese ass?
You know you're a theatre geek when...#21
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:30pm
Ethel Merman made a disco album?!?!?!?
Also, Jordan, your first comment was HILARIOUS.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#22
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:31pm
"When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game."
^LMAO. I am so guilty of this. Did that all the time when I used to play The Sims. Used both broadway performers and characters from shows. Basically I had a whole Broadway neighborhood.
You know you're a theatre geek when...
- You’re the go-to person when it comes to anything Broadway, such as remembering shows’ titles/plots/songs, recommending shows, finding out how to get tickets, etc.
- When talking about Broadway performers you use only their first names, as if you know them personally, lol. =/
- You’re ipod is filled with 99.99% showtunes/cast recordings/Broadway performers’ albums.
- You freak out when Broadway performers guest star on TV shows.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#23
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:42pm
When your ringtone is Donna McKechnie belting "Plaaaaaay me the muuuuussiiiiiIIIIIIIC!"
Or, when you can name every actress to play Cassie...in order.
Or, you found a musical theatre database, spend most of your extra money buying playbills and inputing their information into it.
Yes, I have done all three.
You know you're a theatre geek when...#24
Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:42pm
You know you're a theatre geek when...
At least 30-40 songs on your iPod have the titles "Overture", "Finale", or "Finale Ultimo"
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