You know you're a theatre geek when...

[backwoodsbarbie]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:23pm

Fill in the blank. I'll start off with mine.

You know you're a theatre geek when a poster signed by Bernadette Peters is your prized possession.

[AwesomeDanny]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:26pm

You know you're a theatre geek when you make threads called "you know you're a theatre geek when..." on broadwayworld

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:29pm

You know you're a theatre geek when...

The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.

[bwaylvsong]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:36pm

you spend more time on bww than any other website

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:40pm

You've slept with at least two posters from this board.

[finebydesign]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:46pm

You actually care OR even geekier comment when someone uses "soundtrack" in the place of cast recording.

[Idiot]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:47pm

...you could stare at an empty stage for a half an hour and be quite excited about it.

[Katurian2]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:50pm

You've vetted potential boyfriends by taking them to 'Sweeney Todd' (not the movie, even I can't sit through that more than once) to see their reaction on your first date. I think it's an incredibly effective screening process.

[finebydesign]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 5:52pm

You cringe at false rhymes.

[ReggieonBway]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:06pm

You see a license plate with the tag "Bergy" and your immediate thought is that it's a contraction of Porgy & Bess.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:18pm

You know you're a theatre geek when...

The only way you can get arroused in bed is by making your boyfriend wear a Patti LuPone mask over his head and shouting "For Me!" over and over again until you climax.

And this is why I love me some Jordan Catalano!

[pinoyidol2006]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:25pm

... you think you can sing multiple harmonies at once.

[finebydesign]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:26pm

When you know "Jordan Catalano" was a character created by Winnie Holzman who wrote the book for Wicked.

[Luv2goToShows]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:35pm

You know you're a theatre geek when you need to know and/or see the curtain

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 6:36pm

How DARE You!!!

[pinoyidol2006]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 10:40pm

When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 10:50pm

[Wishing Only Wounds]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 10:59pm

Your ringback tone used to be Defying Gravity...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:21pm

Your ringtone is "Hello, Dolly!" and you'll never change it.

[chewy5000]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:24pm

You actually like the Ethel Merman Disco Album

[backwoodsbarbie]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:26pm

Wait Jordan....so you're saying you're a theatre geek when you draw attention to your cottage cheese ass?

[musikman]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:30pm

Ethel Merman made a disco album?!?!?!?

Also, Jordan, your first comment was HILARIOUS.

[legally_popular]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:31pm

"When you name your video game characters after Broadway stars or characters from Broadway shows. I play "The Sims", and I've had Laura Benanti, Stephen Pasquale, Nina Arianda characters, etc. in my game."

^LMAO. I am so guilty of this. Did that all the time when I used to play The Sims. Used both broadway performers and characters from shows. Basically I had a whole Broadway neighborhood.

You know you're a theatre geek when...
- You’re the go-to person when it comes to anything Broadway, such as remembering shows’ titles/plots/songs, recommending shows, finding out how to get tickets, etc.
- When talking about Broadway performers you use only their first names, as if you know them personally, lol. =/
- You’re ipod is filled with 99.99% showtunes/cast recordings/Broadway performers’ albums.
- You freak out when Broadway performers guest star on TV shows.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:42pm

When your ringtone is Donna McKechnie belting "Plaaaaaay me the muuuuussiiiiiIIIIIIIC!"

Or, when you can name every actress to play Cassie...in order.

Or, you found a musical theatre database, spend most of your extra money buying playbills and inputing their information into it.

Yes, I have done all three.

[quizking101]

Posted: 6/11/11 at 11:42pm

You know you're a theatre geek when...

At least 30-40 songs on your iPod have the titles "Overture", "Finale", or "Finale Ultimo"