Wow - everyone seems to be very stressed out about this! The solution is quite simple: either go before you leave the house or donate millions of dollars for the theatre to renovate.
Aww, this reminds me of great aspects of the wonderful off-Broadway show, "The Audience."
Perhaps my favorite characters, the 4 old Jews, spoke exactly like some people in this thread..."You know for $100 a ticket you'd think they could give us some more legroom, comfortable seats, and work on those awful bathrooms...we pay $100 a ticket, they certainly have the money for it." Something to that extent. Said in our little Jewish ways, and reminded me 100% of my aunt. Hysterical.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli