Wow - everyone seems to be very stressed out about this! The solution is quite simple: either go before you leave the house or donate millions of dollars for the theatre to renovate.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
		     			Be glad you don't have to pay to use the toilets. There are some places that you have to put a quarter in to open the bathroom door.  
 
Thats just sad.  
Well, unless you can catch someone coming out of the bathroom that holds the door.
		     						     						
Broadway Star Joined: 7/13/05
This has been one of the best entertaining threads in a while...It has totally made me laugh!
Its a old thread from Dec that got bumped after the "Best Carpeting" thread.
		     			Aww, this reminds me of great aspects of the wonderful off-Broadway show, "The Audience." 
 
Perhaps my favorite characters, the 4 old Jews, spoke exactly like some people in this thread..."You know for $100 a ticket you'd think they could give us some more legroom, comfortable seats, and work on those awful bathrooms...we pay $100 a ticket, they certainly have the money for it."  Something to that extent.  Said in our little Jewish ways, and reminded me 100% of my aunt.  Hysterical.
		     						     						
I fell in the bathtub the other day. I couldn't belive it.
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