I think he had a spoiler warning before I complained, but the eye moves faster than the hand and the brain had read on before it occurred to the brain to not read that bit. I think this board really needs a good way to screen spoilers, like on the IMDb or something. Just writing
SPOILER!
Aeris dies FOR REALS!
END SPOILER!
isn't enough to hide the secret info from the average person. Perhaps if we all read things one word at a time and had to really work our way through each sentence, that'd be an effective method. But I'm pretty sure the eye looks at a block of language as a whole and only goes back to break down something unfamiliar or difficult. I know mine does, anyway.
As for PiraguaGuy's pic, I recognise all those pop-culture references. Does that make me supercool, or supernerdy? o_O