i insulted Bernadette Peters

#1

i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:20am

sooo...last time i was in new york, gypsy was still running...and my friend and i went to the stage door to see Bernadette. And when she came out...i was in such a state of shock because she was so LITTLE...and had such a YOUNG body...that my tongue slipped...while she was siging an autograph next to me, I said.."Wow, Bernadette, you still look good." She looked up at me with a look of repressed rage and said "Thank you." My friend and I laughed the whole way back to the hotel.

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#2

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:21am

I love it.

#3

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:21am

:)

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#4

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:22am

You're lucky. I asked her if it was lethal to have that much botox at one time and she slapped me.

Whatevs.

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#5

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:23am

hahaha..you did not! but it'd be great if it were true :)

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#6

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:24am

Well, at least she responded politely...

#7

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:24am

Hahahahahahaha. One time I asked her (during BC/EFA time) how much she'd give me David Burkta for. She laughed and told me that he's very pricey.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#8

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:24am

who is david burkta?

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#9

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:25am

I'm still in trouble for telling Schwartz that his hairpiece looked like sh*t... it was in San Fran. I mean, it was so obvious and so atrocious I had to say something…

Updated On: 2/20/05 at 12:25 AM

#10

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:26am

wow, and all I got from her was a little kiss on the cheek...

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#11

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:27am

I meant David Burtka - he played Tulsa.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#12

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:27am

hehe..tv boy :)

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#13

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:31am

LOL matt_g, that almost made me spit out my pineapple and ginger drink

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Updated On: 2/20/05 at 12:31 AM

#14

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:32am

WOW. if i ever met bernadette, words wouldn't be able to come out of my mouth without me sounding like a bumbling fool!!!

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"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#15

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:36am

At least SOMEONE'S said something to her about her ridiculous Botox usage.

God, that woman's face is tighter than a drum.

#16

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:36am

Bernadette is a goddess...she is AMAZING...she's too classy to be bitchy at fan insults.

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#17

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:37am

Are you joking?

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#18

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:37am

botox..ahh, gotta love it!

my fave. joan rivers quote

"security tonight is tighter than my face!"

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"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#19

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:38am

ehh..haha

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#20

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:43am

I LOVE Joan Rivers because she owns up to her ridiculousness.

All these others can kiss my @$$. It's not like we can't tell that your face is freshly injected and/or pulled.

#21

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:43am

LMAO Jwei....I've gotta start using that!!!

#22

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:44am

yeah...at least joan admits...too many celebrities say "Ive had no work" yeah...bs!

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"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#23

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:46am

I'm still recovering from the CATS/Schwartz encounter. Sweetheart, what were you ON??

#24

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:50am

what was he on that made him think I wouldn't notice???

#25

re: i insulted Bernadette Peters

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:57am

It might have been a gift from a friend...