lol lines
lol lines
lol lines#0
Posted: 8/9/04 at 2:26am
Are there any lines in songs that you just have to laugh out loud at?For example..
In lsoh, in "ya never know" when Chiffon says somthing like "listen now seymour, chiffion's gunna sing for ya!" I just laugh everytime I hear it. Also everytime trekkie monster speaks in Avenue q.
re: lol lines#1
Posted: 8/9/04 at 2:34amHA HA HA HA THAT LIVE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH FROM LSOH. ALSO FROM WICKED DURING THE START OF "WHAT IS THIS FEELING" WHEN ELPHABA SAYS "BLOND" ITS JUST FUNNY CUZ GLINDA IS SUCH A DITZ BLOND AND ANNOYS HER. HA HA HA GOOD TIMES
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: lol lines#2
Posted: 8/9/04 at 5:51am
Not really part of a song, but as a recitative -- in ASPECTS OF LOVE. Rose Vibert, the 25-year old actress asks her young admirer ( who is very infatuated with her) how old he was while they were sipping wine --
Alex : "In three years I'll be twenty" 
re: lol lines#3
Posted: 8/9/04 at 6:32am"Mucho masturbation" in RENT. Especially when it gets a gasp from the audience...
re: lol lines#4
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:14am"we can't bear to be separated" from the Song WE SHARE EVERYTHING from Side Show, because it comes right after the b*tchfest of LEAVE ME ALOAN
re: lol lines#5
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:03amRod's laugh in the middle of "My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada" worked every time we listened to the OBC in my dorm. :)
re: lol lines#6
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:17am
"it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka SUCK...It suck to be me..."
seriously - i almost peed my pants
re: lol lines#7
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:20am
"'Mucho masturbation' in RENT. Especially when it gets a gasp from the audience"
My dad was driving my friend and I somewhere once... we put the Rent CD on, and were singing along to it. LVB came on, and we just kept belting out all the words. Then that line came... my dad did NOT laugh. lol!
I can't even think of one in particular from Avenue Q; almost everything in that show made me laugh!
re: lol lines#8
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:45am
I remember when I saw Avenue Q, the biggest laugh from the audience was during for now: "George Bush is only for now!!".. they seemed to like that. There are so many from Avenue Q, it would take forever to list!!
The mucho masterbation line always cracks me up, especially if the audience doesn't know it's coming!!
From Wicked, when Elphaba is talking about getting the shoes, Glinda says "Elphie, calm down! They're just shoes!!" (or something along those lines)... it made me laugh really hard!
re: lol lines#9
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:46am
"And I can't wait to eat her pus*sy again!" cracks me up. Actually, all of Q does. And Therapy from TTB makes me laugh very hard.
re: lol lines#10
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:47ami love that line from LSOH it always cracks me up. o and in taboo there are so many but one that pops out to me that always makes me laugh is when Raul says i always have an audience dear... and a balcony! though i think the last part was adlib i found it hysterical
re: lol lines#11
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:50amRaul's adlibs in Taboo are unbelievable. He's so great.
Understudy Joined: 5/11/04
re: lol lines#12
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:58am
From A New Brain:
MR. BUNGEE IS AQUATIC AND DESPOTIC!
I'm having frog hallucinations!
MR. BUNGEE'S OCEANIC AND SATANIC!(cue Chip Zien's maniacal laughter.)
Please someone know what I am talking about. LOL. It gets me every time.
re: lol lines#13
Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:02pmEvery time Gary Coleman is introduced I crack up...I almost feel compelled to because I loved it so much the first time...
re: lol lines#14
Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:14pm
"Mucho masturbation" in RENT. Especially when it gets a gasp from the audience...
I remember seeing RENT for the first time a couple years ago. I knew very little of the score, and when the "mucho masturbation" line came, my jaw dropped to the floor. That alone made my friend laugh.
One really big LOL line for me is from Avenue Q during "You can be as loud..." where Princeton says: "You can't put your finger there-- OH! Put your finger there!"
-SuperSchubert
Broadway Star Joined: 7/25/04
re: lol lines#15
Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:19pm
"Who do you have to f*** to get a break in this town?"
That makes me laugh out loud everytime. It's one of my favorite lines in the show. And to think it was just ad libbed - I'm so glad they kept it in!
~Jessica
re: lol lines#16
Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:35pm
This line from Hairspray made me burst out laughing like a hyena:
"Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
I couldn't stop laughing, it was the funniest sexual innuendo ever!
Chorus Member Joined: 8/8/04
re: lol lines#17
Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:43pm
from A New Brain:
MR BUNGEE: I want a song that says 'yes'
'Yes I will do my homework.'
'Yes, I will .. work.. in the garden...'
'Yes, I will go.. with my grandparents... TO ISRAEL!!!!"
*sigh* just love that line and the way chip delivers it.
delivery is another animal all together tho... because if you think of certain performers who make your everyday lines HYSTERICAL... like in the OBC of Into the Woods with "You talk to birds?" or in the revival cast of Assassins when Becky delivers "SH*T- I shot it" in The Gun Song....
anyway...
they're just great.
re: lol lines#18
Posted: 8/9/04 at 1:12pmAlmost all of Avenue Q makes me laugh. I agree with Dory on the "You talk to birds" line, get me everytime. I also love "Well, it seems the artichoke is steamed" from Wicked. And I agree with everyone on the mucho masterbation line, as that was the first song I listened to when I bought the OBCR and completely didn't expect it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
re: lol lines#19
Posted: 8/9/04 at 1:17pm
All of Q definately
But when I hear Harvey Fierstein sing "Well, it's just us girls in the big dollhouse" I crack up everytime. It's sooooooooo deep, especially in comparrison to the high nasality he uses through the rest of the show. I love that man 
re: lol lines#20
Posted: 8/9/04 at 1:35pm
"They have one, two, two men, and we're all so poor!" -Urinetown, Act I Finale
"I can't even get a taxi!" -Avenue Q, Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
Broadway Star Joined: 8/14/03
re: lol lines#21
Posted: 8/9/04 at 1:40pm
So many from Avenue Q...
"Who's your daddy!"
"What? Blian!"
re: lol lines#22
Posted: 8/9/04 at 2:14pm
I agree, all of Avenue Q is a pure joy.
Most of my favourite lines have already been named, but here's a few more:
"F*ck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
"Ethnic jokes may be uncouth
But you laugh because they're based in truth"
"I'm gonna jump!"
"Don't do it!"
"Okay!"
re: lol lines#23
Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:24pm
Urinetown is so full of them
"You have to listen closely"
"Do you think that--"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Because we're all moving so damn slowly"
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