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lol lines
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#25re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:36pmMy two favorites are "WHAAAAA??" from Urinetown and "Aw, sweet Jesus" from 1776.
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#26re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:47pmdefinitely the 'mucho masturbation' line from RENT. also during hairspray, penny's 'WITH ARMS!!!' always cracks me up.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
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#27re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:58pm
I love so many from Urinetown that i can't think of one. One of my faves from Wicked:
Fieryo: I've been thinking...
Elphaba: I heard! (raises her fist as if she's cheering for him).
#28re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 5:02pm
Ohhh from Assassins:
"Your kid's an @sshole."
"He has a LEARNING DISABILITY."
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#29re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 5:06pm
"Before our wedding night why don't you pack up some of that dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the female body! Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore."
--from Aida
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
timote316
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/20/04
#30re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 5:43pm
Ave Q: After "I'm not Wearing Underwear Today" when Christmas Eve yells 'Get a job!' and Brian answers 'Thank you... honey' I don't know why that gets me everytime, but it does.
Otherwise, I'd say the entire CD of Avenue Q.
"Let the green girl go"
"She's phosphorescent"
"The artichoke is steamed"
"Pink goes good with green" ... basically all of the lines that comment on Elphie's color.
#31re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 6:00pmRACIST!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#32re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 6:33pmTrekkie Monster "Okie Dokie!" and "Me sorry Kate Monster!"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
dotmarie
Broadway Star Joined: 8/14/03
#33re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:34pmNever saw Assassins, but have read the script and I agree that the scenes between Sara Jane Moore and Squeaky Fromme are the best...they are funny just reading them.
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#34re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:46pm
my favorites:
doesn't anyone have a watch? No wonder the republicans are in office! and Hello...Hell? its me......what do you mean WHO who else gets to leave?- Damn Yankees
who knows, i don't speak yiddish- the producers
and my all time favorite to deliver:
Well not to toot my own horn but if jesus christ had lived in chicago today and had five thousand dollars things would have turned out differently.
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#35re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:17pm
finally someone else who likes 1776!!! thank you shbrtally - "aw sweet jesus" is definetly one of my faves
plus amneris' speech in the bedchamber scene from aida -
A - "you come into my room waging a full frontal attack, so to speak, and now you're stalling - why?"
R - "it didn't realize - "
A - "there's a butt naked princess lounging in her bedchamber screaming your name! what exactly didn't you realize? before our wedding night pack up some of that monkey meat and have the royal cartographers draw you a map of the female body, then captain maybe you'll be more inclined to come explore!! [he exits] was it something i said?"
okay so it's more than a line but i couldn't resist i love it!!
"Nothing is an accident, We are free to have it all, We are what we want to be, It's in ourselves to rise or fall!!" - "Fortune Favors the Brave" from Aida - the love that never died
BroadwayGirl107
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/26/03
#36re: lol lines
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:33pm
"At Least Charlie is the son of God!"
~Assassins...referring to Charlie Manson, of course.
"You're lookin' good, Kate, what's the occassion?"
"Eh, I'm havin' a baby, I'm in love with a twelve year old, my brother's packin' a joint...whatever"
~The Wild Party (Lippa)
virgil blessing2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/12/04
#37re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 12:09am
OH YEAH. I got DRAGGED to see a friend perform in an opera a few years back. Oy! It was an opera, performed in English, called DIALOGUE OF THE CARMELITES. An older opera, based on a true story of an abby of nuns who were beheaded during the French Revolution....my hand to GOD. (I still don't understand WHY the revolutionaries beheaded these nuns?!) NOT making this up. Well, one of the nuns sang, in this schmaltzy, over the top mezzo stlye:"Put down that ridiculous IRON." It sounded more like:"Putdownthatridiculous iiiiiiiiiURN."
In the final scene, the the nuns went offstage to get beheaded, one by one. They had one of those big office-paper-slicers in the wing for the sound of the guillotine. (Who DIRECTED this thing???) As each nun went off u heard this big "ca-CHUNG!" and then she stopped singing. It was like 10 Little Indians, till the last 1 one was silenced. Well, I tell you - I just wet my drawers.
"Put down that ridiculous iiiiiiiiiURN."
"I am not 'a' Eunice Burns. I am THE Eunice Burns!!!"
#38re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 1:12amI always laugh so hard during "Special" when, after Lucy says "Yeah, they're real," Trekkie says "I knew it!"
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OhSoWicked
Broadway Star Joined: 7/18/04
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#40re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 1:13pm
You're welcome, adamized 
Glad to know there's another one.
StrStruckDreamr9
Featured Actor Joined: 5/11/04
#41re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 1:57pm
Urinetown: "Someday I'll meet someone who's heart joins
with mine, aortas and arteries all intertwined."
"A pickle in the brine. What did I say? That isn't
what I meant."
Avenque Q: "So grab your d*ck and double-click."
Wicked: "I know...that's what makes me so nice."
Featured Actor Joined: 12/31/69
#42re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 2:00pmThe german song from Ave Q...I can't spell it, or pronounce it either, but the line about the frat boy. Its number 16 on the OCR...
#43re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 2:09pmEvery time I listen to the first act finale of Urinetown I laugh remembering all the stuff happening on stage. One of the best first act finales in Broadway history.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#44re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:19pmahh, Scadenfreude! My favorite!
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#45re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:40pm"F*ck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
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HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#46re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 5:42pmThe Glass Menagerie: "I DONE BAPTIZED MYSELF"
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
broadwaybaby654
Featured Actor Joined: 6/21/04
#47re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 6:39pmIn Bat Boy when the preacher says, "Sweet wounded Jesus!!!" and of course the beat boxing in "what'cha gunna do?"
WiCkEDrOcKS
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/04
#48re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 6:52pm
THE PRODUCERS
Max: Who do you have to f*ck to get a break in this town!!?!?
Leo: When'd you do all this?
Ulla: Intermission!
Carmen Ghia (I think): Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Leo: Max...hes wearing a dress.
All of KEEP IT GAY
WICKED
Elphaba: My father hates me
Glinda gasps
Elphaba: No. Thats not my secret.
All of POPULAR
Glinda: Let the girl go and that poor little dog, Dodo? Elphie, someone has to say it! Youre OUT OF CONTROL! I mean, there just shoes! Let it go.
LITTLE SHOP:
All of DENTSIST!
Chiffon: Chiffon gonna sing ta ya
HAIRSPRAY:
Velma: Oh! So youre what spawned that
Edna (only Harvey though!): Excuse me?
Edna (only Harvey again): Tracy...be a dear...hold Mommy's waffles
Girl: If we get anymore white people in here, we'll be a subburb.
Those are the ones that pop into my mind...there are more though...
#49re: lol lines
Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:00pm
hmmmmmmm lotsa stuff from the producers
a few things from encore! encore!
(too many to type up)
i agree w/ the much masterbation line... the look on everyone's face is just absolutely priceless
i dont remember all the exact wodings but heres a few more:
'and now mark will preview his new documentary on his inability to hold an erection on high holy days'
'its like being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in w/ fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal mickey mouse!' (makes you wonder what larson was smoking when he wrote that... now i will never be able to look at mickey mouse the same way again hehe)
also the sight of:
mr gray's face when maureen moons him (if the actor is good)and also when she joanne are having their little love fest durring LVB with the excuse that they are close sisters
hmmm there are a lot more but most have already been said
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