lol lines- Page 3

[kitkatgirl54]

re: lol lines#50

Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:07pm

"and your sister's a whore..."
"my sister's a receptionist!"
- a new brain.

[Millie42]

re: lol lines#51

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:28am

Since I have started listening to Assassins, Byck's line:

HEY, DONT BLAME ME! I'M FROM MASSACHUETTS!

absolutely kills me even more than it did in the production.

"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller

[TobyRagg]

re: lol lines#52

Posted: 8/11/04 at 9:06am

"I'm gonna jump"
"Don't do it"
"ok"
-Avenue Q...I love how its just so casual

[marebare]

re: lol lines#53

Posted: 8/11/04 at 11:43am

"Straight A students getting B's
Exes getting STDs!"

That line from Ave. Q kills me! I love how it's just rattled off in the list lol.

[Jess1483]

re: lol lines#54

Posted: 8/11/04 at 2:49pm

Max's song in the producers where he's summing up the show and pauses to say "intermission."

Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!

[WiCkEDrOcKS]

re: lol lines#55

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:56pm

Found a good one!
Ulla: Why Leo Bloom move so far down stage right?


(Something like that)

[lullabyofbroadway28]

re: lol lines#56

Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:05pm

"My aunt Marion was right, never try to discuss marriage with a musician." YAGMCB

"F*ck you lady that's what stairs are for!" Avenue Q

[millie_dillmount]

re: lol lines#57

Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:07pm

"We snuggle watchin' Lucy on our big, enormous twelve-inch screen." - "Somewhere That's Green" from Little Shop of Horrors

I thought she was going to say twelve-foot!

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

[jonartdesigns]

re: lol lines#58

Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:26pm

Muzzy: I came straight away from St. Bonaventure's Home for Orphaned Children.
Mrs. Meers: Did you walk?

"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel

[marebare]

re: lol lines#59

Posted: 8/13/04 at 1:55am

Just thought of another, from Urinetown:
"There's a heart in the sky, there just is, don't ask why, it's the skyyy!"
Lol!