Let's see,
How about a musical about Dian Fossey. But with real Gorillas.
Or how about a musical about the South African apartheid (but this one with a plot)
Or how about a black woman trying to make it as a succesful businesswoman in the white man's world?
Or how about a musical based on Ruby Bridges?
How about one that takes place in a restaurant (Oh, the choreography!)
How about a musical based on Mary Todd Lincoln?
Or a musical based on The Cowsills?
Both Mary and the mother of the Cowsills spent their final days in an insane asylum.
Better yet, Typhoid Mary: The Musical.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.