Suzanne Somers sings?

#1

Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:43pm

Her own one-woman Broadway show.

http://www.playbill.com/news/article/92300.html

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#2

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:45pm

I'll be skipping it...

#3

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:52pm

#4

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:58pm

Further evidence that Broadway is becoming Vegas East.

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#5

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:04pm

I wonder how long it will be before The Weisslers put Suzanne Somers and Joyce DeWitt into CHICAGO?

#6

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:06pm

Too late - Ritter is no longer avaiable for Billy Flynn...

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#7

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:10pm

If I were the Weisslers I'd put Joey Heatherton in as Roxy and Suzanne Sommers as Velma (they could switch roles on matinees). For Billy Flynn I'd bring back Louis Gossett.

#8

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:27pm

How about Lola Heatherton and Lorna Minelli?

#9

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:30pm

Lorna Minnelli isn't available, but perhaps when her FIDDLER contract is up...

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#10

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:34pm

It's not too late at all. I'm sure Richard Kline would play Billy Flynn in a heartbeat

#11

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:35pm

That doesn't work at all, JoMarch. Clearly you know nothing about producing.

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#12

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:43pm

Not a Kline fan? There's another surviving cast member we can use instead!

#13

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:54pm

Of course she sings. Why wouldnt she....typical typical typical.

#14

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:56pm

Jo, it has to be Ritter or the dynamic is thrown off. Sheesh.

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#15

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:58pm

Come on! Didn't you see that episode where Larry and Jack traded places for a week? There were clearly some sparks between DeWitt and Kline!

#16

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 6:09pm

*sigh* You just don't get it. I suppose you don't understand why it can't be done without Audra Lindley as Mama Morton either.

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#17

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 4/12/05 at 6:20pm

And Suzanne Somers is getting her own Broadway show because?....

#18

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:37pm

see broadway blogs....suzanne somers is real!!!!

#19

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:03am

i saw it. her life story is very interesting, but she isn't that great of an actress or singer. definitely more of a Vegas act than a broadway show, but I did have fun.

#20

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:43am

Mr' Roper as mr. Cellophane?
is Joey heaterton still performing?

#21

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:45am

I wanna hear her sing lol.

#22

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:11am

She sang the them to Jenny McCarthy's MTV show.

"SHEEEEEEE'S JENNNNNNNNY... watch out or she might just kick your @$$."

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#23

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:05pm

Can't be doing that well in sales - her show has been on Theatremania for comp tickets lately.

Anyone seen it yet?

#24

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:52pm

I saw the first preview.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=858229#1219519

#25

re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:53pm

she was on Regis and Kelly this morning doing a number from her show and in answer to the question:

no, she does NOT sing.

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