I am thisclose to losing my mind today. Maybe I am too hooked to my computer, but WHY would someone call and ask stupid questions when they can look it up themselves? Why would you call and ask me how to get somewhere when you have a computer? I am reading this woman the mapquested directions from her house for five minutes or so. When she has finished writing them down she said, "If I get confused I can always MapQuest it." REALLY?!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
The cows bring in pink lemonade in their la cage wigs and costumes
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
*sees various invitation lists being scratched today*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Thanks Boobs. I am enjoying it a bit too much, lol. I had all these plans to do but never bothered waking up. Now I have 4 hours before the wedding and I have yet to even look in my closet and pick a dress, lol. Laziness has officially kidnapped my body.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
Minnie? I think he's telling you to go with the shortest dress you can find.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
I don't know what I have to do to get jury duty in my county. It's very frustrating when you see people that don't want to serve and someone actually does! I hear about it all the time. Just once. That's all I ask. I don't think I'm asking too much!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2."unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Girly, there is no such thing as just once. If you serve or even show up when summoned, they will call you every year, guaranteed.
Oh, and it is nowhere near as exciting as it looks on L&O.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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