American Horror Story: Freak Show Thoughts?- Page 14

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 3:00pm

Namo, you leave Bock BinRock alone!


Ugh what a mess. My only hope for next year is that Murphy and Falchuk are too busy next year to have much to do with the upcoming season with other projects (though, sadly, their lesbian drama Open was not picked up by HBO.) I do think that Asylum hold up--well it seemed to at the time anyway, and that was the one season Tim Minear wrote because his superiors were too busy.

[darquegk]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 3:27pm

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: [BASIC CABLE]

For the exciting [29th] season, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have announced that the groundbreaking one-hour horror-comedy-soap-musical-[INTERACTIVE MOBILE APP] anthology series will take place in the sinister and seductive world of the [BASIC CABLE INDUSTRY]. Reigning divas Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy will star as two [EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESSES], working as the [LEADING LADIES] of the Black Moon [ANTHOLOGY DRAMA], where impossible and unpredictable things happen often, and love and death are the same thing. Joining her as always will be Evan Peters and Sarah Paulsen, as a pair of [ASPIRING SERIOUS ACTORS] drawn under the spell of Miss Moss, Jessica Lange's mysterious [LEADING LADY].

Ryan Murphy fans will be pleased to see the return of [LEA MICHELE] as a mysterious [FORMER CHILD STAR] who may or may not be [A SOCIOPATH]. Of course, this being American Horror Story, we can count on fey but fearsome antagonist Drew Pearce, played by [AARON TVEIT] to provide bloodshed and butt-shots in equal amounts. Plus, producers Murphy and Falchuk have promised more musical numbers, this year featuring the music of [OINGO BOINGO], plus cameos by [CAROL CHANNING], [GEORGE TAKEI, CLAY AIKEN] and [NAYA RIVERA].

American Horror Story: [BASIC CABLE] premieres [OCTOBER 19th] and concludes [ON JUDGMENT DAY]. Prepare to be [DISILLUSIONED], and prepare to [HATE-WATCH ANYWAY].

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 4:18pm

If Ryan Murphy is lurking around this thread looking for ideas, he needs to hire darquegk.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 4:22pm

"Ryan Murphy fans will be pleased to see the return of [LEA MICHELE] as a mysterious [FORMER CHILD STAR] who may or may not be [A SOCIOPATH]."

I'm pretty sure the cast of RAGTIME would agree that they could have seen that coming 17 years ago.

[darquegk]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 8:12pm

The former Ms Michele-Sarfati is very pretty in that "I can kinda see her hacking people up with an axe" sort of way. Or maybe I have very specific tastes. I don't know.

[Kad]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 8:26pm

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: [PLACE WHERE MITT ROMNEY WAS BUILT]

For the exciting [69th] season, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have announced that the groundbreaking one-hour horror-comedy-soap-musical-[STOCK FOOTAGE] anthology series will take place in the sinister and seductive world of the [PLACE WHERE MITT ROMNEY WAS BUILT]. Reigning divas Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy will star as two [KOREAN NAIL SALON WORKERS], working as the [HEAD MORMON CYBERNETICS SPECIALISTS] of the Black Moon [PLACE WHERE MITT ROMNEY WAS BUILT], where impossible and unpredictable things happen often, and love and death are the same thing. Joining her as always will be Evan Peters and Sarah Paulsen, as a pair of [WHOLESALE GUINEA PIG SALESPEOPLE] drawn under the spell of Miss Moss, Jessica Lange's mysterious [HEAD MORMON CYBERNETICS SPECIALIST].

Ryan Murphy fans will be pleased to see the return of [JULIA ROBERTS] as a mysterious [MORTICIAN-PROSTITUTE] who may or may not be [BILL COSBY]. Of course, this being American Horror Story, we can count on fey but fearsome antagonist Drew Pearce, played by [ERICH BERGEN] to provide bloodshed and butt-shots in equal amounts. Plus, producers Murphy and Falchuk have promised more musical numbers, this year featuring the music of ["WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC], plus cameos by [HELEN HAYES], [TIM GUNN, TOM CRUISE] and [NAYA RIVERA].

American Horror Story: [PLACE WHERE MITT ROMNEY WAS BUILT] premieres [SUKKOT] and concludes [JULY 17TH, 2047]. Prepare to be [BUILT], and prepare to [ROMNEYED].

[BullyHunter]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 9:20pm

Slut Shaming Saturday

http://mysteriousrook.blogspot.com/2015/01/slut-shaming-saturday.html

[darquegk]

Posted: 1/24/15 at 9:38pm

You're not much fun, Hunter (Foster?). Just do a Mad Lib like the rest of us!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/20/15 at 2:31pm

Oh no, MEEP critically injured…