In the episode of Seinfeld, titled, The Jacket, the character George Costanza (Jason Alexander) after seeing a Broadway Musical gets a song stuck in his head which he can't stop singing.
What is the song? And what show was it from?
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
The only Broadway reference I recall was a fictitious show called Rochelle, Rochelle! the Musical starring Bette Middler, where George breaks Bette's leg at the Broadway softball league and she can't perfrom enabling her emotional wreck of an Understudy to get her big break. Is this the show, but I don't recall a song?
Rob D. is CORRECT, it is "Master of the House" from Les Miserables, and during this episode George's contagious singing causes others to experience the same "Master of the House" affliction.
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
God! Now it's stuck in my head too! I went to the wax museum in Times Square the other day, and got "Master of the House" stuck in my head when I was walking through the French Revolution exhibit. I finally got it out, and now it's back! And I don't even know all the words which makes it worse! It is a catchy song.
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
that's the same problem I'm having with the song. It's stuck in my head and I don't know the lyrics so, it keeps running through my brain as "Master of the house, blah, blah, blah, Master of the house, la,la,la"
THENARDIER Here, try this lot Guaranteed to hit the spot Or I'm not Thenardier
DRINKERS Gissa glass a rum Landlord, over here!
THENARDIER Right away, you scum (to himself) Right away, m'sieur (to customer)
DINER ONE God this place has gone to hell
DINER TWO So you tell me every year
DRINKER SIX Mine host Thenardier He was there so they say, At the field of Waterloo
DRINKER SEVEN Got there, it's true When the fight was all through
DRINKER ONE But he knew just what to do Crawling through the mud So I've heard it said Picking through the pockets Of the English dead
DRINKER EIGHT He made a tidy score From the spoils of war
THENARDIER My band of soaks My den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. My sons of whores Spent their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And their money's as good as yours
DINER ONE Ain't got a clue What he put in this stew Must have scraped it off the street
DINER TWO God what a wine! Chateau Neuf de Turpentine Must have pressed it with his feet
DRINKERS Landlord over here! Where's the bloody man? One more for the road! Thenardier, one more slug o' gin.
GIRL Just one more, or my old man is gonna do me in.
(Thenardier greets a new customer)
THENARDIER Welcome, M'sieur Sit yourself down And meet the best Innkeeper in town As for the rest, All of 'em crooks Rooking their guests And cooking the books. Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be
Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em Of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
THENARDIER & CHORUS Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone
THENARDIER But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
(To another new customer)
THENARDIER Enter M'sieur Lay down your load Unlace your boots And rest from the road
(Taking his bag)
This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied...
Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that
Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice Extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks he knows How it all increases All those bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
THENARDIER AND CHORUS Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Gives 'em everything he's got
THENARDIER Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
MME. THENARDIER I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? `Master of the house?' Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong ****! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted Living with this bastard in the house!
THENARDIER & CHORUS Master of the house.
MME. THENARDIER Master and a half!
THENARDIER & CHORUS Comforter, philosopher
MME. THENARDIER Ah, don't make me laugh!
THENARDIER & CHORUS Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
MME. THENARDIER Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
THENARDIER & CHORUS Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse!
THENARDIER Everybody raise a glass
MME. THENARDIER Raise it up the master's arse.
ALL Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
What we are experiencing, not being able to get "Master of the House" out of our heads now, confirms what I believe about the events portrayed in Seinfeld.
Most experiences in life can be satirically linked back to an episode of Seinfeld!
I don't whether to say, Bless you, Larry David! or Curse you, Larry David!
P.S. Thanks, TheaterBaby for the lyrics.
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
One singing teacher told me that if you sing "Home on the Range" it gets any song out of your head. Of course it gets "Home on the Range" stuck IN your head, but you can't have your cake and eat it too.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Hmmm. just tried the "Home on the Range" cure. I got to, "where the deer and antelope play" and wouldn't you know it, it's back: "Master of the House Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm"
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
I do not believe a date for the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm has been announced yet. However, HBO is running many reruns of CYE this summer.
Seeing Larry David prowl around the orchestra section at intermission of The Producers opening was highlight for me. Seeing Larry, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks talking was like watching a Holy Trinity of Comedy!
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm! Also, I would rather have "Master of the House" stuck in my head than "Home on the Range." Of Course, right now I'm listening the songs of the 80's...so I might end up getting one of those stuck in there.
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
In one episode of Seinfeld, as a birthday present, George gave Jerry two tickets to a Broadway musical. What was the name of this popular Broadway show?
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
They did reference the fictitious show "Rochelle, Rochelle" to Broadway in the Bette Midler episode, but it mostly was used as a foreign film they lusted about in a number of episodes. I think I recall the description as being:
Rochelle, Rochelle! - A young girls erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. I don't remember that episode of Seinfeld, but the premise of "Rochelle, Rochelle" just cracks me up. LOL
That was the description of both the movie Rochelle,Rochelle and the stage play that was based on the movie and starred Bette until Bette was mowed down by Kramer in a charity sofball game. That's also the episode where he brings Bette his pasta sculpture that he made of her and referred to as Macaroni Midler. It also turned out to be a cool take off on the Tonya Hardin/Nancy Kerrigan scandal.
That's right, it was George. It's been so long since I've seen that episode that I forgot. What happened at the end? I remember Bette and Kramer are in his apartment doing something. can't remember what.