44 MORE DAYS TILL JERBY!

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:02am

I'm way excited! only 44 more days! I've practiced my speech to jerby, telling him how rad he is and how he changed my life, I brushed my beautiful wig that I bought at Albertsons and I just bought a brand new blueberry scented pen for all my bww friends to sign my yearbook! my grandma, the nice one, gave me $10.00 to spend on coffee and magnets when I get there! The guy who lives across the street from me and my mom, Pete, is a truck driver and he says that he might be able to give me a ride to this Duplex place, he says he likes to go there with his friend Ray, do they have a salad bar? I'm sooooo excited! love, carla






Updated On: 9/11/05 at 01:02 AM

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:05am

You are so the best!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:07am

lol my first shill!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:07am

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:07am

Just leave the mini video camera at home, Carla.

There are electronic security screens at the door.

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:10am

um, why is there a 69 on the little car? I'm totally getting a fake i.d. from that mean girl who smokes behind the library! love, carla
Updated On: 9/5/05 at 01:10 AM

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:11am

Carla - is that mean girl's name "Shanikwa," with a kw?

[etoile]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:12am

hey there, girlfriend, want to meet up at jerby's? I'm posse-ing up my "beat gang" together. maybe if we're really lucky that voicey guy can join us. he said he'd be there. that would be to two too cool. someone told me he has madonna tatooed on his cheek. i think they mean the one his two twisted tighty whiteys covers.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:15am

lmao!

I do have a tattoo--but it ain't on my bum!

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:15am

Can't wait to see you Etolie - will make sure to bring my quell!

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:19am

well, I'm not allowed to get a tattoo till I can go a whole year with out setting any "accidental" fires. The girl behind the library, who will do just about anything for a dollar, is named heather and yes, she has two moms, one is a waitress at Checkers. My mom says that I can go to the jerby show but I can't touch anything in the bathroom at the club and I have to take some purell. jerby changed my life! he makes me feel, he makes me know! love, carla

[etoile]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:23am

purell? does that mean we have to invite that Liam kid two?

[ljay889]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:26am

LMAO. I effin love this girl.

I'm confused, with his this JERBY stuff? I'm clueless. Don't mind me.

Carla, I want you!!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:33am

well ljay--I put the poster for the show in my second post. It's a one man show starring ME.

[ljay889]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:36am

Awesome!

Carla really wants to see you live!

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:37am

well, ljay, jerby is a rock god! my mom says that I have waaaaay to many posters of him up in my room and it started out as a way to cover up the whitney huston mural that my sister painted before she went to jail, but now I have realized that without jerby there would be no music. it's like that footprints poem. love, carla

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:38am

outamydoodle - you are the greatest thing since...well...G-d.

[ljay889]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:39am

CARLA. You are one of the very few posters who actually make me laugh out loud.

Updated On: 9/5/05 at 01:39 AM

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:46am

I just think it's important that we all have goals, my moms goal is to stop shoplifting, and she's doin pretty good. my goal used to be to stage a production of "the life" at my school but I have since moved on. my goal now is to become a better person and meet jerby! I need a new mentor because james vanderbeek chose not to respond to my letters. love, carla

[ljay889]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:48am

Wouldn't you want Whitney Houston as your mentor?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:50am

How much of this is going to the relief effort?

[etoile]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:56am

ahhhh carla IS such a dawsoncreekfan. ironic.

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:57am

whitney huston uses a lot of bad words and my sister says that she always has something called coke boogers in her nose. but she does have alot of wigs and i love wigs! my aunt Tammy says that wigs are the windows to the soul. by the way etiole dawsons creek is two words! love, carla
Updated On: 9/5/05 at 01:57 AM

[ljay889]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:59am

LOL. You are too much, Carla.

[outamydoodle]

Posted: 9/5/05 at 2:24am

ljay will you be going to the event? if you do you can totally sign my yearbook! I'm going to order a roy rodgers, my mom said I could, but only one. Will there be an intermission, I will need to go to the bathroom and check my wig, which as you know I will wear to look older. should I bring kleenex? will jerby sing a perticurlarly sad ballad such as that one song from titanic? I hope I don't cry, my friend gina just taught me how to put on eye make-up. so much to worry about, but it's worth it! love, carla