44 MORE DAYS TILL JERBY!- Page 4

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/12/05 at 2:11pm

yeah it would. (snicker snicker)

though, prob JERBY NEEDS TO COME SOON would be more appropo.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 9/12/05 at 2:13pm

Uh oh.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 12:58am

JERBY-BELOW THE BELT: An Evening of Wrong!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 2:36am

Actually--that is EXACTLY what the evening will be! I swear I can't believe I'm actually going to say some of the things I'll be saying!!

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:25pm

From what I've heard, you say a lot of dirty things, Jerby.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:31pm

Yeah, well I know you like to hear dirty things and are quite capable of saying dirty things. Or, so I've heard.

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:36pm

I can't imagine where you might have heard such slanderous things. I go to bed early at night. Every night.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:38pm

Oh, I'm sure you go to bed early--early morning. Say 5:30 a.m.

But, that's just what I heard.

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:52pm

Jerby is a dirty liar who always calls me up and says dirty things to me. I've never heard such things in my life. I've only been with two people. I'm practically a virgin. Love, Kringas.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 6:59pm

I could say, "Who's the dirty slut who gave me his number", but the truth is--I got it off the bathroom wall.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:05pm

"I got it off the bathroom wall."

Was it the bathroom in your apartment?

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:10pm

I won't deny that I wrote my number on the wall. I was hoping to give people help with presentations and speeches. How was I to know that every single guy who called would totally misinterpret one little word?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:11pm

which word was it?

good? time? or swallow?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:11pm

You would think that a person who starts a thread that is basically a countdown would update the subject line, wouldn't ya?
40 Days!!!

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:12pm

Oral.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:13pm

I heard it was Aural.

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:16pm

That reminds me, I need to go see me Ear, Nose and Throat guy. After my last appointment, he sent me flowers.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:20pm

I can only imagine what you got from your proctologist and telephone repair man...

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:21pm

Something that required a lot of shaving.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:31pm

and...shaving cream?

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/13/05 at 7:35pm

And how!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/14/05 at 7:36pm

Carla, you can place your reservation tomorrow!

Some teasings to hopefully entice you all:

It's (most likely) going to be a full band--piano, guitar, bass, and drums-- rock n roll, baby!

There will be one (maybe two) original song written by yours truly and a friend of mine who is doing THE LION KING tour. It will be world premiered in my show--unless that ho does it in Portland first LOL. I just heard the music today, and all to his credit, it is INCREDIBLE. My lyrics are (hopefully) hilarious, but he has written one HELL of a song!!

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/14/05 at 10:45pm

Will there be erotic stories?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/14/05 at 11:25pm

Yup.

[Kringas]

Posted: 9/15/05 at 1:34am

Maybe you should tell one now, as practice. We could critique it.