I thought it was incredibly derivative, as is much of Ryan Murphy's work, and not scary at all. And I say this as someone who hates horror movies precisely because they scare me so much. Mainly because it's SO predictable and he cites so many other horror movies that at all points you're pretty sure of what to expect. Murphy spends so much time trying to "pay homage" (via stealing) to other movies that he probably expects people not to realize how bad of a writer he is--that scene with Connie Britton with her gyno was pretty laughable, I loved how they kept referring to whether she had told her husband about "something" as if we're supposed to not know what's going on. It's just the kind of show that's gonna bring in a twist after another without ever trying to be consistent.
Having said that, Connie Britton and Frances Conroy are pretty wonderful and the trick with the maid was the one really nifty moment in the pilot. Dylan McDermott and his amazing body make me have some of the dirtiest thoughts, he's only gotten hotter with age. Lange has such a stereotypical role, and I also have issues with the daughter, not sure how I feel about Ryan Murphy's use of autistic characters in general since he does it so often.
Besty, the whole thing felt very much like ROSEMARY'S BABY to me, down to the Jessica Lange character, a rape scene, and the scary living space.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"