Al Roker's announcement

#1

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 8:43pm

Did anyone else witness Al Roker saying on tv that he sharted in the White House? I don't know why he would do that.

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#2

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 9:40pm

I honestly don't know how he could've possibly say that with a completely straight face. I also can't see how he didn't crawl into a hole after admitting that.

#3

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 9:49pm

I really want to give this a big LMAO, but I really don't want to offend anyone, either. LMAO?

#4

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:13pm

Believe me, this could be funny or tragic. Okay, the guy had a little accident, but why tell the entire world something like that?
On the Today show this morning, they asked him about the whole todo that was being made out of his announcement. He said he didn't understand why it's such a big deal.

Asked what that accident had meant to him, he answered that he would have to wath what he ate.

The whole thing is weird.

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#5

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:21pm

Al has always been such a dignified man.

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#6

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:26pm

He seems to be very popular. ??

He came to the theater I worked at and he was about my height which is 5'1". I swear, we looked eye to eye. And he had an expression on his face that he also just sharted right then.

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#7

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:29pm

Well, you know, that is a side effect of that surgery.

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#8

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:30pm

Did he lose a bet with somebody to make this announcement?

#9

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:33pm

I know. He's hawking his book all over the place. I hear it's pretty raw. Good for him, he'll probably make tons (no pun intended) on it.

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#10

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 10:35pm

I haven't watched the Today Show in over a decade. He was a much more enjoyable person before the surgery. After, he had this attitude like he was one of the cool kids, but the joke was on him because there were no cool kids on the Today Show.

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#11

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:01pm

Oh no, now Al's on Watch what happens live! I just know they'll talk about the shart.

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#12

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:07pm

Jane,

You are cracking my shart up!

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#13

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:09pm

Haha, well they just discussed it. lol, the host said to Al, "ok, now for the shart heard round the world." HAHA Al said he never heard the word before.

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#14

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:11pm

Well I respect him now for talking about it since he explained it was one of the side effects of a gastric bypass surgery. (And he said it's an actual side effect of the bypass called "dumping" LOL)

#15

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:16pm

The way he put it originally was "I was in the White House and I was alone, so I thought I'd pass a little gas. So I did, but a little something extra fell out".....

So eloquent.

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#16

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/8/13 at 11:18pm

I'd like to hear Judi Dench do the audio version of his book, just for that chapter.

#17

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 4:54am

Well, I will say this. The #1 rule of ANY post-bariatric surgery patient is NEVER TRUST A FART! Someone didn't tell Al.

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#18

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 7:18am

"I Pooed in the White House."

NY Times #1 Best Seller

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#19

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 7:26am

SMDH...dignity and self respect right out the window. This is sh!t (pun intended) no one needs to know about.

#20

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 7:29am

Coming up next:

"Three Poos in the Fountain: Al's Trip to Italy"

Followed by "Moulin Poo: Al Passes Through Paris"

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#21

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 8:15am

Some helpful advice if you find yourself pulling a Roker in the White House:


6 Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack

#22

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 2:16pm

OMG!

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KFTC!!!!!

#23

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 3:48pm

"Written By Elaine Chaney who was impressed with herself at how many poop euphemisms she knew off hand. Read more from her at Sanity, Interrupted."


Too funny!

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#24

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 4:41pm

I feel sorry for Al, being paraded around the media for this "Awww he is just like us, sharts and all" campaign to try to turn the tide on the public's distain for the show, it's failing ratings and the public's outcry on how they treated Anne Curry. I am sure Matt ( grossly over paid) Lauer is feeling the heat.

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#25

Al Roker's announcement

Posted: 1/9/13 at 10:42pm

Matt treated Ann like shart.

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