Alternative curse words (to use in front of kids)

[bunchamuncha]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 8:49am

Ya know when the expletive is about to come out of your mouth and you realize you are in the prescence of little ones.

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

oh my -lanta

any others?

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 9:00am

Mine is stupid but it doesn't get me in trouble. It's kroaf. Yea I know it's stupid but it helps.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 9:13am

See you next tuesday
(C U Next Tuesday)

i saw that on American Dad

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:01pm

Things that my brothers and friends have come up with (to use in front of parents):

Mother... of pearl
Son of a... mother
Son of a... druglord
Holy... matrimony

More standard things that I use:

Drat
Shoot
Son of a gun (no reference to Gunn intended)

[Albin]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:06pm

Mother Fletcher

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:09pm

Oh SHUCKYDARNS!

Dag nab it!

and the always usful FUDGE!

OH POOP!

[Mattio98]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:13pm

I still don't understand what's so bad about curse words.

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:17pm

i agree. i dont get what the big deal about saying a word is lol. but i do casually use british slang that nobody in the US understands and that does it.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:52pm

oh **** no!

EDIT: wow, they have a curse word filter!? nooo fun!! im gonna have to start using the * alot more now. s*it!

lol

Updated On: 6/5/05 at 12:52 PM

[jaded_october]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:58pm

i think you should be able to say what you want, no censors. but since some people have a problem with "curse words".

i have friends that, in front of kids, say "freak" instead of f*ck and "schnikees" instead of sh*t.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:00pm

you don't have to use a *. just capitalize one letter, and it isn't censored out. SH*T!

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:07pm

It irks me that CDs are labeled "Clean" when they don't have any harsh language in them. I must not be clean either because I let a four letter word or two out once in a while. Life isn't clean.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:09pm

well F*CK ya Beka! this is F*CKing awesome SH*T! ok, im abusing this.

mrmidwest, is that picture thingy from Showgirls?

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:12pm

Yeppers.

[Elizabeth_DeBris]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:35pm

I like "brother pucker" (courtesy of "Friends"). I've been known to use "Shiite" as a replacement for "sh*t." I don't mean any offense towards those who practice that religion- it's just sort of the sound that winds up coming out of my mouth.

[Jwei123]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:41pm

"Son of a biscuit"

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:43pm

Cheese and Rice

It's a good old fanshioned stand-by for Jesus Christ.

I also scream out "Shizzelfitz" if I bang my toe or what have you.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:45pm

Hah,

Not gonna lie. I helped raise my nephew, and I swore quite openly in front of him, and he turned out fine. Hah...I wish i had the control not to, but I didn't. I dont really even feel that guilty. My parent swore in front of me, and I was quite a polite kid. Swearing is highly over-rated.

Akiva

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 2:08pm

I'm now fluent in Polish swearwords, so when I go home, I'll just use them...

[jaded_october]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 2:42pm

im fluent in french, but so is the rest of my family. so if i want to swear in front of them, itll have to be in spanish or something.

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 4:29pm

I say "Flip" and "Crappola"

I also curse in Tagalog, but only around people who don't speak it, haha.

[Marquise]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 5:22pm

FRICK


As in:

What the frick is going on?

[jaded_october]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 5:26pm

"dang"

[ally_kay_on_broadway]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 5:30pm

me and my friends say:

"oh shat"

"oh turtles"...turtles dosn't really stand for anything...we just say it

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 6/5/05 at 5:37pm

my friends and I used to say 'jeezy creezy America!" lol I thought that was cute