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#1

Anna Nicole Smith is...

A MOTHER F***ING MESS!

What do you think of when you think of Anna Nicole?

(Can you tell I'm bored and have run out of things to post about? Anna Nicole Smith is... )

Sorry, just saw her Trimspa commerical (the "Like my body?" one) and thought of her gorgeous display of sh*t on the American Music Awards (?)...all I got from that speech was "Iiauhsduhuhyasdi..."
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I LOVE people like ANS.

And Paris Hilton.

One word to describe Anna- voluptuous (sp?)
awkward.

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That's correct, if you were wondering on spelling.
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Oh yeah. I love her "Make me beauuuuuutifula,jgasfhg" nonsense jag. And I love how they don't even try to make her seem sober in the Trimspa ads...
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I love her. Not sure why - maybe because she just cracks me up. I wish they would bring her show back, it was hysterical.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
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She's not fake-ly f*cked up...she really is that pathetic. Which is why it's funny.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
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On the trim spa commerical it looks like she got something done to her lips......they don't look better.
It think it's funny that on this contest that she(or whoever) was doing and she says "Want some money?"........well whenever they had to give the details of the contest they had someone else do the voice-over because of the large amount of words they had to say in a short amount of time.......can you just imagine them trying to use Anna....take, after take, after take, after take......and for the record, I don't believe that she was in love with that old man
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dreadful, in every posible way.
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#11

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creepy/crazy.
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I don't know why she's worthy of any attention or media work. She's trash and I have utter loathing and contempt for the way she is continually glorified for being trash.
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Did you guys ever see Stephanie Weir do her impression of Anna Nicole Smith on MAD TV?????? That was SOOOOOOO Funny......
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LOVE her! She is absolutely hysterical, such a mess.

Have you read her new column in Star? She just gets sleazier and sleazier.

People like ANS make life so much more fun.
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". . . utter loathing and contempt for the way she is continually glorified for being trash."

Welcome to America.
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Kay, I read in one of those Star magazine interviews with ANS awhile ago, before Trim Spa thing and she was like "I want to be super skinny, like a real Hollywood actress" or something like that, and I know this is mean of me, but even with Trim Spa, she doesn't have the figure of a modern day Hollywood actress. Sorry, guess you better hit the pills again, ANS.
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I think she is gorgeous, flaky, but gorgeous.
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love her, absolutely love her
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The less said the better
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I actually auditioned for her for her movie (something with sushi in the title) and she was unbeliveably stupid.

They rolled her in with her fat @ss in a wheelchair with her leg propped up. After waiting for her for over an hour, all I could think of saying to her was, "Did you try and eat your own leg?"

I can't imagine why I didn't get cast on that.....
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remember the kid that said 'I see dead people?'

when I think of ANS, I see pigs
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Ooh, Elphaba-*SNAP*
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
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I liked her better when she was fat! I'd feel so much better about myself....she was fat, ugle, & really really stupid. Now, I only feel alittle better about myself....she's just stupid as hell. re: Anna Nicole Smith is...
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