It is now officially Black Friday. How frightening for retailers everywhere.
Now, I will admit to having a few friday-post-Thanksgiving shopping adventures of my own (and yes, the stories are true, I did once elbow a woman in the back playing offense for a relative I was shopping with who wanted to get her hands on a very cheap one of those nifty iPod-dock alarm clocks) but when we were driving home from a relative's tonight we drove through the local shopping center and the Best Buy, which was closed at the time and not due to open until five tomorrow morning, was already being stalked by salivating, obsessive customers with tents, fold-up chairs and board games. I might get a little overzealous at times, but that seems a bit much.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."