i don't believe rathnail and i have ever had any physical contact -- but i know that she talks a big game.
Yes, we have had physical contact.
Come on. Your memory isn't THAT bad, Alzy.
"rath is not even really fat, i don't know why she keeps saying it, unless it's to be that much more popular."
Oh, ho ho, yes she is, GG. She cannot get out of her house and she knows it. At least I get around.
i would remember that the way i remember the date and time and circumstances of the last time i up-chucked, don't try to gaslight me missy!
Shut UP, Jane Fatass.
I'm hurt, Alzy.
Well sure you "get around", Jane. Your right half gets around the playground and your left half gets around the house!
which fatty are you addressing there miss?
rath is teensy, not really fat --it's time someone said so. she just wants to be queen of something!
don't be hurt rathy, but i have to tell it like it is-- i am a rath virgin, unlike 90% of the hos on this board!
Oh please. I can't be queen of ANYTHING around this place, Alzy.
Who the hell is Alzy, or is it short for Alzheimer's, in which case Rath ought to stop looking in the mirror or it'll break.
Physical contact doesn't necessarily mean sex, you ho.
Well looky here! Fat tub of lard Rath and Skinny Mc Skinnerson Tiff trying to gang up on poor lil old me~ You just try and get some of my authentic rugalach. And don't bother looking it up, I'm sure some other yid here can tell you what it is. Yeah, I'm on a roll. And don't bother saying what you're thinking about rolls!!!!!
Roll on out of here, Fatty McFatterson.
And take those buttered rolls with you.
Rath, that's her stomach sweat, not butter.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
Tiff...just...EW!
Hey, I have worked as a recruiter for Jenny Craig and you're just a fatty wannabe, Jane2. We laughed at people who THOUGHT they were fat like you. I wouldn't even look at you if you came in to our office. And as a working Equity actor in the off-stage chorus of "Hey, Hey That's My Tractor!" at the Dayton Dinner Theatre, I KNOW fat, and you, Jane 2, are not fat.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I am so tempted to post a Shelly Minnelli thread, but I do not think Craig would appreciate it, and my last very funny Minnelli thread was deleted.
Here's a lil clue for you, lildogs-the picture in my avatar is me AT BIRTH.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I am so tempted to post a Shelly Minnelli thread
I was thinking the same thing. The Shelley Long thread got deleted almost immediately, so I imagine Shelly Minnelli would, too.
Shelley Burch's thread got deleted first.
So sad. She's talented, beautiful, and so sweet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Did anyone start a Shelly Berman thread?
Shelley Long got deleted???
lildogs, what food do they serve at the Dayton Dinner Theatre? A piece of lettuce and if they're feeling decadent, a carrot stick? Sometimes when I'm working as a successful Equity actor at the Pigling Dinner Theatre Troupe, I "accidentally" drop the food on the ground and say there's no extras - I feel I'm doing them a favour.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
Mine was the Shelly Berman thread. Very funny man. My mom had all his records when I was a kid.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Shelley Fabares would have been good, too.
Edited: Ah, nice, Cheez. I wasn't sure if there was one or not, since suddenly they were all gone. Nice work!
The Shelley threads were pernicious, if you ask me.
The Dayton Dinner Theatre serves a lovely turkey loaf with green peas (LeSeur mind you) and yeast rolls with your choice of butter or margarine. And for dessert, the audience shares an Altoid.
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