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#1051

re: bww freakout

i don't believe rathnail and i have ever had any physical contact -- but i know that she talks a big game.
Mind is Mantra.
#1052

re: bww freakout

Yes, we have had physical contact.

Come on. Your memory isn't THAT bad, Alzy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1053

re: bww freakout

"rath is not even really fat, i don't know why she keeps saying it, unless it's to be that much more popular."

Oh, ho ho, yes she is, GG. She cannot get out of her house and she knows it. At least I get around.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1054

re: bww freakout

i would remember that the way i remember the date and time and circumstances of the last time i up-chucked, don't try to gaslight me missy!
Mind is Mantra.
#1055

re: bww freakout

Shut UP, Jane Fatass.

I'm hurt, Alzy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 1/23/06 at 04:20 PM

#1056

re: bww freakout

Well sure you "get around", Jane. Your right half gets around the playground and your left half gets around the house!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1057

re: bww freakout

which fatty are you addressing there miss?

rath is teensy, not really fat --it's time someone said so. she just wants to be queen of something!
don't be hurt rathy, but i have to tell it like it is-- i am a rath virgin, unlike 90% of the hos on this board!
Mind is Mantra.

Updated On: 1/23/06 at 04:22 PM

#1058

re: bww freakout

Oh please. I can't be queen of ANYTHING around this place, Alzy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1059

re: bww freakout

Who the hell is Alzy, or is it short for Alzheimer's, in which case Rath ought to stop looking in the mirror or it'll break.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1060

re: bww freakout

Physical contact doesn't necessarily mean sex, you ho.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1061

re: bww freakout

Well looky here! Fat tub of lard Rath and Skinny Mc Skinnerson Tiff trying to gang up on poor lil old me~ You just try and get some of my authentic rugalach. And don't bother looking it up, I'm sure some other yid here can tell you what it is. Yeah, I'm on a roll. And don't bother saying what you're thinking about rolls!!!!!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1062

re: bww freakout

Roll on out of here, Fatty McFatterson.

And take those buttered rolls with you.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1063

re: bww freakout

Rath, that's her stomach sweat, not butter.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1064

re: bww freakout

Tiff...just...EW!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#1065

re: bww freakout

Hey, I have worked as a recruiter for Jenny Craig and you're just a fatty wannabe, Jane2. We laughed at people who THOUGHT they were fat like you. I wouldn't even look at you if you came in to our office. And as a working Equity actor in the off-stage chorus of "Hey, Hey That's My Tractor!" at the Dayton Dinner Theatre, I KNOW fat, and you, Jane 2, are not fat.
#1066

re: bww freakout

I am so tempted to post a Shelly Minnelli thread, but I do not think Craig would appreciate it, and my last very funny Minnelli thread was deleted.
#1067

re: bww freakout

Here's a lil clue for you, lildogs-the picture in my avatar is me AT BIRTH.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1068

re: bww freakout

I am so tempted to post a Shelly Minnelli thread

I was thinking the same thing. The Shelley Long thread got deleted almost immediately, so I imagine Shelly Minnelli would, too.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#1069

re: bww freakout

Shelley Burch's thread got deleted first.

So sad. She's talented, beautiful, and so sweet.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1070

re: bww freakout

Did anyone start a Shelly Berman thread?
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#1071

re: bww freakout

Shelley Long got deleted???

lildogs, what food do they serve at the Dayton Dinner Theatre? A piece of lettuce and if they're feeling decadent, a carrot stick? Sometimes when I'm working as a successful Equity actor at the Pigling Dinner Theatre Troupe, I "accidentally" drop the food on the ground and say there's no extras - I feel I'm doing them a favour.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1072

re: bww freakout

Mine was the Shelly Berman thread. Very funny man. My mom had all his records when I was a kid.

"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

Updated On: 1/23/06 at 04:54 PM

#1073

re: bww freakout

Shelley Fabares would have been good, too.

Edited: Ah, nice, Cheez. I wasn't sure if there was one or not, since suddenly they were all gone. Nice work!
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 1/23/06 at 04:54 PM

#1074

re: bww freakout

The Shelley threads were pernicious, if you ask me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1075

re: bww freakout

The Dayton Dinner Theatre serves a lovely turkey loaf with green peas (LeSeur mind you) and yeast rolls with your choice of butter or margarine. And for dessert, the audience shares an Altoid.

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