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#1026

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:29pm

I'm just beaming with pride to have been an integral part of a thread that will make BWW history! So what ever happened to Di@ since then? I want to tell her how much weight I've gained and how much uglier I've gotten!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1027

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:30pm

Shut up, Jane. Fatties should only speak when spoken to.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1028

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:30pm

Her and her 6'4" gorgeous (Beautiful People, you know) boyfriend are off on a little jaunt around the Caribbean in their private schooner before she starts her next starring role on Broadway, but as soon as she gets back, I'm sure she'd be DELIGHTED to hear it!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1029

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:31pm

Janey..don't forget your appointment with Omar the tent maker next week dear.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1030

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:32pm

Shut up, fat ass.

(Whoever started associating that phrase with the Di2 meltdown had no idea how therapeutic it is to say that.)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1031

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:33pm

Sorry, Sorry! have we met? Hi hon, I'm busy eating.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1032

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:33pm

Thanks for the link, Margo! I always pay attention to the wrong threads.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1033

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:33pm

God, Jane, just LOOK at you.

I'm disgusted.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1034

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:34pm

I think it's hot.

*burrows between two of her fat rolls for a nappy-nap*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1035

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:34pm

I don't think we've met officially, but I've obviously seen you around. It's not possible to see around you, frankly, Fattie McFatterson.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1036

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:37pm

Hey Robert Diamond, they're all after me. This is FAT HARRASSMENT!

Not for nothing Rathfat, but how did you get out of the house today?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1037

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:38pm

It's not possible to see around you, frankly, Fattie McFatterson.

Dammit, you LITERALLY stole what I was about to say. So I have nothing more to contribute to this thread.

So just go eat your computers, why don'tcha.

#1038

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:39pm

OMG!!!! et tu, Tiffany? This is the last straw!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1039

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:41pm

Where's a mod? I'm telling on you all. You keep on having sex with each other.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1040

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:43pm

I'm sorry to steal your line, Tiff. But these fatties just make me so angry that I don't care what I do.

GO BACK TO THE BUFFET, WIDE LOADS!!!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1041

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:46pm

It seems like all the good freakouts have been done:
Posting thousands of porn pictues
becoming a ranting delusional of lyrical medley
Faking your own death
Accusations of murder
Faking someone's murder
stealing $ to move to Texas with a lover
Calling everyone Fatty Mc Fatoorishness and running off to Fiji with all the beaUtiful people.

What can I do that hasn't been done? I feel the need to get my own FREAK on.

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#1042

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 3:49pm

And boobs-don't think I didn't notice that you followed me over here to remind me about that appt!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1043

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:03pm

Who says I got out of the house, Fatty Boombalatty?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1044

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:05pm

If I make any comments after Rath, she'll mentioned Lucy Liu.

#1045

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:06pm

Oh my god, Rath, your fat is stifling me!

Mmmmfff mmmm mfffff mfffffffff

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1046

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:06pm

You have the hands of a truck driver.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1047

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:08pm

Don't mince it, Rath. The term was "disfigured" and "mangled". (I'm not even kidding.)

#1048

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:09pm

rath is not even really fat, i don't know why she keeps saying it, unless it's to be that much more popular.

Mind is Mantra.

#1049

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:10pm

GG, you've only seen me in the dark.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1050

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/23/06 at 4:11pm

Well, "felt you" in the dark.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

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