I'm just beaming with pride to have been an integral part of a thread that will make BWW history! So what ever happened to Di@ since then? I want to tell her how much weight I've gained and how much uglier I've gotten!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Shut up, Jane. Fatties should only speak when spoken to.
Her and her 6'4" gorgeous (Beautiful People, you know) boyfriend are off on a little jaunt around the Caribbean in their private schooner before she starts her next starring role on Broadway, but as soon as she gets back, I'm sure she'd be DELIGHTED to hear it!
Janey..don't forget your appointment with Omar the tent maker next week dear.
Shut up, fat ass.
(Whoever started associating that phrase with the Di2 meltdown had no idea how therapeutic it is to say that.)
Sorry, Sorry! have we met? Hi hon, I'm busy eating.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Thanks for the link, Margo! I always pay attention to the wrong threads.
God, Jane, just LOOK at you.
I'm disgusted.
I think it's hot.
*burrows between two of her fat rolls for a nappy-nap*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
I don't think we've met officially, but I've obviously seen you around. It's not possible to see around you, frankly, Fattie McFatterson.
Hey Robert Diamond, they're all after me. This is FAT HARRASSMENT!
Not for nothing Rathfat, but how did you get out of the house today?
It's not possible to see around you, frankly, Fattie McFatterson.
Dammit, you LITERALLY stole what I was about to say. So I have nothing more to contribute to this thread.
So just go eat your computers, why don'tcha.
OMG!!!! et tu, Tiffany? This is the last straw!
Where's a mod? I'm telling on you all. You keep on having sex with each other.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
I'm sorry to steal your line, Tiff. But these fatties just make me so angry that I don't care what I do.
GO BACK TO THE BUFFET, WIDE LOADS!!!
It seems like all the good freakouts have been done:
Posting thousands of porn pictues
becoming a ranting delusional of lyrical medley
Faking your own death
Accusations of murder
Faking someone's murder
stealing $ to move to Texas with a lover
Calling everyone Fatty Mc Fatoorishness and running off to Fiji with all the beaUtiful people.
What can I do that hasn't been done? I feel the need to get my own FREAK on.
And boobs-don't think I didn't notice that you followed me over here to remind me about that appt!
Who says I got out of the house, Fatty Boombalatty?
If I make any comments after Rath, she'll mentioned Lucy Liu.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Oh my god, Rath, your fat is stifling me!
Mmmmfff mmmm mfffff mfffffffff
You have the hands of a truck driver.
Don't mince it, Rath. The term was "disfigured" and "mangled". (I'm not even kidding.)
rath is not even really fat, i don't know why she keeps saying it, unless it's to be that much more popular.
GG, you've only seen me in the dark.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Well, "felt you" in the dark.
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