No, I got the point of SHAPE OF WATER, who didn't get the point of SHAPE OF WATER, the points were made with such lead-pipe blatancy that Donald Trump would get the point, all that cliched "minorities against the vicious white man who wants to weaponize the magical fish" crap. Sure, they're nice enough little points if that's what folks need, easy fantasy wish fulfillment where one-dimensional cliched characters get momentary payback against the man (and the pathetic alcoholic gay guy gets his hair back) and some chick swims off to live happily ever after with an anthropomorphic piranha -- what annoyed was the barefaced parade of cliches (at least we were spared the ASL version of "you're the real monster!" ) and the barefaced ripoffs of so many other better works (it may be the single most derivative movie ever made), and the holes in the plot that you could push a galaxy through (in a state with so many miles of beachfront, they can only return the fish to the ocean at one specific little bit of.waterfront at only very specific times after very specific amounts of rainfall). It certainly is the film to represent the first year of Trump's Presidency, in it's sheer stupidity run amok and entirely undeserved award-winning.
ROMA might win. Who knows. The double nomination in Foreign Film and Best Picture might cost it in the long run. Voters might think it'll win one or the other and vote for something else instead.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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Updated On: 2/21/19 at 01:38 PM