Bill O'Reilly Obsessed with Dumbledore Being Gay

The again, from the October 23 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:

O'REILLY: "Personal Story" segment tonight: Perhaps the most successful book series in the world is Harry Potter, who battles wizards and the occult, stuff like that. Author J.K. Rowling has sold an incredible 350 million books worldwide with seven Potter volumes.

Now reports say Miss Rowling has outed -- one of her characters is gay, which is causing some concern. With us now to analyze: Tina Jordan, senior editor at Entertainment Weekly.

Dumbledore -- I don't know anything about this Potter stuff, so, you know, you can kick my butt here if you want to.

JORDAN: I'll kick your butt. You're the last person in America not to read the books, I bet.

O'REILLY: Listen, I have a lot to read and Dumbledore and all of this. But here's what I don't understand, because I did study up on the story. If J.K. Rowling wanted to make the character gay, why didn't he just make the character gay -- she just make the character gay rather than going to Carnegie Hall in New York -- and you were in the audience --

JORDAN: Yes, I was.

O'REILLY: -- and announcing that he's gay. I don't know -- I don't get the strategy. Is it just publicity?

JORDAN: I don't think it's publicity. And first of all, I can't speak for her because I didn't talk to her about this, but she made several things very clear. And he's -- the fact that he was gay, giving that away in an early volume might possibly have compromised a later plot point.

O'REILLY: OK, but here's what I'm talking about. Why have a gathering of Potter aficionados and then drop the gay bomb on them? Why do that?

JORDAN: Somebody asked the question. She answered the question.

O'REILLY: The question was: Is Dumbledore gay?

JORDAN: No. The question was along the lines of: Did Dumbledore ever find true love? I'm paraphrasing.

O'REILLY: True love.

JORDAN: Yeah.

O'REILLY: Well, she could have said no or yes. She didn't have to say he's, you know, got a condo in Key West. You know what I mean?

JORDAN: Well, that's true, but --

O'REILLY: You know, why did she do it? She did it to provoke. I think this is a provocateur. This woman's a provocateur.

JORDAN: Well, she's a very smart woman.

O'REILLY: I think she's a provocateur.

JORDAN: But let me say this. One thing she did say on Friday night was that the books were a prolonged plea for tolerance. And that's a direct quote.

O'REILLY: OK, and that's a good thing, right?

JORDAN: Right.

O'REILLY: Now, many parents are worried in America about the gay agenda and indoctrination of their children to see homosexuality in a certain way. That debate is raging all over the country. This now becomes part of that debate, does it not?

JORDAN: But aren't those parents the same parents who are refusing to let their children read these books for other reasons?

O'REILLY: I don't know if there's -- yeah, there are parents who don't want the wizards and witches and the occult stuff.

JORDAN: That's right.

O'REILLY: I don't know if they're the same. I think that's a narrow focus group whereas I think the gay indoctrination thing is broader. So, I think that, here now, there is even more controversy in these books because of this statement that Miss Rowling made.

JORDAN: But I think that's a shallow argument. I think that kids are being brought up by and large today to tolerate. I think that, by and large, parents do preach acceptance to their kids, you know.

O'REILLY: In some areas, they do. They don't want indoctrination, though, and I understand that.

JORDAN: But indoctrination's a very strong word. Listen, we all know gay people whether we know it or not.

O'REILLY: Yeah, but do you want your 7-year-old to have a book called Heather Has Two Mommies, and a lot of American parents do not. But anyway, this book -- this is aimed at adolescents, right?

JORDAN: Right.

O'REILLY: Now, Dumbledore is not overtly gay in the book, right?

JORDAN: Absolutely not.

O'REILLY: So, you wouldn't know whether he was gay or not.

JORDAN: And in fact, you don't know anything about the sex lives --

O'REILLY: Of any of them.

JORDAN: -- of any of the teachers. No.

O'REILLY: Although those wizards, I'm very suspicious about what they're doing in their spare time.

JORDAN: Well, they are magic you know.

O'REILLY: So, I think, this is my conclusion is that J.K. Rowling is a provocateur, did it on purpose, and now is just going to let all hell break loose.

Last word?

JORDAN: I think that if she makes people think, if she makes -- if you realize that there are gay people out there, we all know them, you know --

O'REILLY: And now we know another one.

JORDAN: It doesn't make a difference.

O'REILLY: And now we know another one: Dumbledore. Thank you for coming in, Miss Jordan.

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gee a republican blow hard is obsessed with an old fag, IM SHOCKED.

not to defend bill, but this story is everywhere. a quick google search shows no less than 160 news stories in the last 36 hours. the guy has a current events show and this is a current event that is reasonably relevant to everyone who's read the books. which seems to be just about all of america, except o'reilly, me and a clan of evangelicals in the mountains of west virginia who believe that the written word is the devil's work. i think he'd be an idiot not to talk about it, especially since it's just the kinda issue that his viewership will be all over owing to the gay agenda angle.

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Updated On: 10/26/07 at 11:29 AM

O'Reilly just wants ratings bcause as papa pointed out it's a current event that is very relevant and is one of the hot topics at the moment. I think he'd be an idiot not to talk about it as well even though he's point of view is skewed.

"I don't read these dopey books."

And he knows they're 'dopey' how?

I think his discussion is right on target, and gets to the heart of why Rowling did what she did.

I hope it gives him gas.

mmmmmm falafels.

and lol @ "I hope it gives him gas"


and really it was a current even like 10 days ago when she announced it. Now its just old news. To me this isn't news anymore than anything involving Lindsay Lohan/SH*Tney Spears/Parasite Hilton

OK, robbie, you just made me feel much better!

I don't know if there's -- yeah, there are parents who don't want the wizards and witches and the occult stuff. I don't know if they're the same. I think that's a narrow focus group whereas I think the gay indoctrination thing is broader.

And they ARE largely the same. It just shows how out of touch with his target audience that he is.

I like how between his conversation on the 22nd and the one with miller on the 23rd the books went from dopey to fun. This guy is such a douchebag that he can't even keep simple **** like that consistent, let alone actual facts.

The books also send a message that you have to be gay to be head master.

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gay and head master are synonymous.

Can someone explain to me how making Dumbledore gay will indoctrinate someone into an orientation that they weren't born with?
(Except that cured gospel singer, praise god!)

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I'm not sure but all I know is after I read them I went out and bought a wand (holly oak and lepricaun pubic hair) and the damn thing sure as hell don't work. I was hoping to be indoctrinated to the wizard lifestyle.

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