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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

This is just TOO good...

In this case, it wouldve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, thats not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that  as great as her friends may be  we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids worldview.

In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha arent younger, or perhaps todays press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it wouldve been nice if the President wouldve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.

Bristol Palin's brilliance
#2

Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

It was posted in the Obama gay marriage thread! Isn't it just delicious? Like a beautiful hazlenut truffle. A Ferrero Rocher, if you will.
#3

Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

And I'll repost here:

It's time to start calling Lifetime Television (also home of Will and Grace Reruns and that new Doogie Howser show).



Life's a Tripp
#5

Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

Alec Mapa just tweeted: "Bristol Palin's just jealous because I'm actually married to the father of my baby."
#7

Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

It is, as Matt said, like fish in a barrel...but Mapa wins anyway.



....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 5/10/12 at 04:12 PM

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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

Love this reader's comments:

Ryan Donahue
Actually, Ms. Palin, the fact that Malia and Sasha's friends' parents are lovely people IS a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. The same way that because you and your mother are lovely people, there was reason to change thousands of years of thinking about the rights of women. The same way that because President Obama and the First Lady and basically everyone else on earth are lovely people, there was a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about how we treat others who are different from us. President Obama IS a dad who is leading his family in the right way of thinking. It is you who needs to reshape your thoughts and begin reflecting on the very large and complex world that exists outside your very small and thoughtless realm of experience.
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

The only thing that could be funnier than Bristol Palin talking about the sanctity of marriage would be Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich. Oh, wait.
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

I'm surprised anyone can hear anything in the Republican establishment with all the pots yelling at the kettles about their blackness.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

MARRIAGE SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER PEOPLE ARE LOVELY! It's about penis+vagina and they can be sadistic child-abusing rapists and murderers. None of that matters! When it comes to marriage, God couldn't give a crap about morality or "love" or any of that nonsense. He wants straight people to marry and have sex only to make babies and never ever leave each other until they DIE. Those who don't do any one of those things are going to hell for eternity. So, I hope Bristol packs plenty of SPF because that bitch is DOOMED.

Unless she's Catholic, of course. Then you just say "I'm sorry" to a pedophile in a box and you get a do-over.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

Ryan Donahue gave her the Bristol Stomp.

Remember...these people were one McCain call away from appearing on Maury.
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

I want to send Bristol a copy of the book My Two Mons, written by Zach Wahls. Zach is the Iowa college student whose testimony before the Iowa legislature last year in support of his mothers' marriage went viral. Anyone know the address?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

OK folks reality check time. Do we really care what Bristol Palin thinks? ( I can not believe that I just typed Palin and Thinks in the same sentence!) Bristol is one tequila shot away from a Jerry Springer show appearance.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

Awww, she's following in Mum's footsteps! If you can't get attention the old fashioned way, say stupid things and you'll be sure to get a reaction!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#24

Bristol Palin weighs in on gay marriage!

As usual, Stockard is both concise and accurate.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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