MARRIAGE SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER PEOPLE ARE LOVELY! It's about penis+vagina and they can be sadistic child-abusing rapists and murderers. None of that matters! When it comes to marriage, God couldn't give a crap about morality or "love" or any of that nonsense. He wants straight people to marry and have sex only to make babies and never ever leave each other until they DIE. Those who don't do any one of those things are going to hell for eternity. So, I hope Bristol packs plenty of SPF because that bitch is DOOMED.
Unless she's Catholic, of course. Then you just say "I'm sorry" to a pedophile in a box and you get a do-over.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian