"Like, Madonna wanted to, like, include a scene in my video, like, and she said "Yo, Brit, won't It be like KEWEL if we had a shot of me like, munchin' your butt? And I'm, like GUH-ROWSS! I mean, that is like SO not me! Yee-UUUck! I mean, I could see why she might want to do that. She's like, really OLD and stuff, and yeah, she's my idol and all that, but she just like felt that she needs to tap into my, like, fan base, y'know?"
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"