Britney secretes latest Federletus!! HUZZAH!!

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 12:19pm

yippee yi yo!!
just jared

Updated On: 9/12/06 at 12:19 PM

[colleen_lee]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 12:23pm

Oh goody. I am all a quiver. How long til she drops this one on its head?

Updated On: 9/12/06 at 12:23 PM

[erikaamato]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 12:42pm

Britney wanted to have her second child on September 14, the first birthday of Sean Preston but Kevin put his foot down, the source said. He didn't want the kids to have the same birthday.

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but K-fed seems to have actually gotten something right. (Sheesh, Brit, you don't think your kids are gonna be screwed up enough? You want to make them share a birthday???)

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 12:43pm

Best. Subject. Line. Ever.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 12:45pm

Congrats. to Britney!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:12pm

Oh thank goodness. If it's a boy, that means she won't name it Jailyn... right?

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:14pm

"Kevin sent a text message over his cell phone to all the Federline family members to let them know,"

beacuse the birth of a baby isn't important enough to use your minutes and call your family lol

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:24pm

And to think she (supposedly) spent all that time shopping for girl stuff. Oops. Do you think the doctors were wrong or she just decided "Screw it, y'all. If I buy girl stuff, I'll have a girl! I'm a genius, y'all!"

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:25pm

the second one sounds about right.

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:49pm

I see nothing about Britney giving birth. Hmm.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 2:00pm

Federletus? can I get that on my salad?

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 2:01pm

Form here on out, I'm calling the baby Cletus the Federletus.

[DivaBrigader]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 2:08pm

It's nice that she planned the c-section for the same day as Justin's new album drops.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:13pm

According to reports, she has not had the baby yet. (And she hasn't called me yet.)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:16pm

Garland Grrrl gets all her info from the Weekly World News.

Can't trust her as far as I can throw her. And that's pretty far - she's skinny.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:31pm

My bet is that she WILL have it on Tatertot's birthday.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:34pm

Mmmmm, tatertots.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:41pm

With mustard? Yum!

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:47pm

ok ok, it was justjared posting what the enquirer was reporting. seemed like a likely source of brit-fo. especially the text message bit. could still prove true.
i am not SKINNY!!! i could model in spain.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:48pm

Oh please - you're the tall Mary-Kate.

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:50pm

i believe i would be the VENTI mary-kate.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 3:53pm

Touche (imagine the accent).

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 4:21pm

For those giving Garland Grrl a hard time; this just in from MSN:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14735154/

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 4:21pm

Can't read links, so I still have to believe Grrrl is a big skinnyliar.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 4:45pm

http://usmagazine.com/node/1869

Eh, looks like it has been unleashed on the world.