Does everyone remember Magda, the leather-skinned crone in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY? Good.
Picture her sister. On the subway this morning. Wearing form-fitting, low-cut tank top, embroidered with large daisies, a very short (and I mean SHORT) denim skirt, white flip-flops and a white baseball cap. Craggy skin exposed everywhere.
I'm wearing white, knee-length shorts with a turquoise patterned shirt, and matching turquoise canvas keds. Of course.
As she was getting off the train, she passes me and says: "If I were you honey, I'd dress more age appropriate."
I was stunned. If she'd said something about dressing a little less gay (or not wearing white) I'd understand a little bit more, but to me, that was the pot calling the pot a pot.
Rant over.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
It's a tractor. 
