Wow.
I had a dream last night that DD was staging my play in the produce section of Whole Foods, and between every scene the cast did a tableau dressed in white nurse's uniforms and wearing blonde wigs.
When I questioned this bit of staging, his response was "This is a Seattle theater tradition. We have to do it or we'll lose our audience."
Okay...
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)