Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 77

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 1:02pm

I am not clicking on that from here.


I need lottery winnings. Now.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 1:13pm

Oh Girly it is not bad.

Make sure you read this one too...

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Shower

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 1:40pm

BWG, I also need lottery winnings, not millions - just about 50K!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 2:47pm

I found a quarter in my pocket the other day. Would that help?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 3:05pm

Boobs must really be bored at work. It's a good thing he can't access FB from there.

And I so needed a break, I read both of those. I have a small quibble with the shower one. I think you need to remove your clothes before you can place them in the laundry basket.

Updated On: 2/18/10 at 03:05 PM

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 3:09pm

It would depend on the relative size of that basket.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 3:17pm

LOL! True, true.

But Step 1 says to place dirty clothes in laundry basket. Step 2 says to remove clothes.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 3:24pm

Yes,I see. You would be standing in a basket, naked. How chilly.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 4:08pm

OMG. I've had it with office minutia today. I have no idea if I spelled that right, and frankly, I don't give a flying frig.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 4:30pm

I'm glad it wasn't a flying fig. I am allergic to figs.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 5:10pm

Hmm, go figure!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 5:24pm

Oh, brd!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:37pm

It was so bad it was funny!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:40pm

He'll be here for the rest of the week, folks.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:42pm

What are you up to this Friday?

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:45pm

I'm watching the Games, Brd. We are fortunate to have four dedicated channels. So, we are drunk with Olympics.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:53pm

I am watching men's skating. I love the Winter Olympics!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/10 at 11:55pm

I'm watching the skating, too. I thought Evan was very good. What a rotten time for that Japanese skater to slice through his laces.

I see you are doing your best for US - Russia relations.

Updated On: 2/19/10 at 11:55 PM

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 12:02am

I missed the lace problem, upstairs to referee a little late night dispute with the girls!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 12:16am

I'm sure you are a fine and fair referee.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 12:23am

I solved the issue! (not always and I did not yell tonight!)

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 12:27am

Well done, brd!

I'm all yelled out from cheering our half pipe gold medalist.

[shira467]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 12:53am

"Or hire Shira to shovel it for you. It will be good for her."

Um, are you effing kidding me?

I need to win the lottery too. Just got back from a meeting with the woman who apparently is the world's most brilliant teacher to children, but can't seem to teach her "method" to teachers.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 1:09am

Well, I got a first rate ass kicking again tonight. He fights like a girl. He grabbed two handfuls of my hair while I was driving down the highway. I managed to get out of traffic and pull into a parking lot, barely. It took five minutes to put the car in park because I couldn't reach it. He had me pulled THAT far into the back seat. I finally got his hands out of my hair, managed to get the car in park and jumped out of the car. I called him mom to make them come and get him. I brushed my hair out when I got home a huge handful came out. I am really wondering if this is even worth it anymore. They are talking about a daily drug that would sedate him slightly. Ugh.

On a lighter note, I found out my speech and theatre teachers from high school are throwing me a bridal shower in May. They want us to register somewhere that will ship to Sweden. Amazon.co.uk is probably our best bet. We don't really need a lot of stuff. What are your thoughts on starting a honeymoon fund people could contribute to? Rude and tacky? Ugh. I know nothing about etiquette.

[shira467]

Posted: 2/19/10 at 1:52am

First off, get OUT OF THAT JOB! No child should be that much of a life risk!!

Secondly -- I would say a honeymoon fund is a titch tacky, but maybe you could set up a "moving costs" fund...at least it would be cute, and not seem greedy. That way we'd be helping you get to your loved one.