It is lovely today - at least that is what my window says.
Afternoon Adults.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Sunny yet cold here! Normal baseball weather!
Mrs. Brd has a nice bottle of bubbly at home chilling for tonight. She is in quite a mood, she was snubbed by her friend for a luncheon. I think it is my fault because I basically told her friend to F*** off one night when she was getting into my business.
Oh Brd, it's always the husband's fault. It gets to be quite the blame game in a gay marriage.
What happens in a Lesbian marriage?
Are we drinking yet?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I wouldn't know, YWiW. I am not a lesbian. If I were into women, I'd be straight.
Well, and I thought you knew everything!
Where's Rath when you need her?
Well, from what I recall....
When there are two lesbians in a marriage (or in my case, a relationship)...I think we just yelled at each other incessantly about nothing until we finally ordered chinese food. We never had any major problems, except for her being a complete and utter psychopath, so we always had problems, but mainly over her controlling me, which sadly, she did, 'til I kicked her ass to the curb. And that's what I remember.
Sorry, can't help you, either.
Hmm. If you find a decent guy, though, holding him and I'll be right there.
Hep, I'm closer. :-P
*makes mental note to hide decent fella from Shira*
I wonder if he'll fit in the cupboard under the stairs...
He should. All things should.
The perfect cupboard.
We can store a man AND some liquor bottles. Excellent.
Now we're cookin'.
Well at least it's hot anyway.
Hot enough for Mr Perfect to remove his shirt?
He doesn't have a drink, but he's still getting liquids.
Let me get this straight - you two are actually plotting to put a man in the closet?
Well then don't go crying to anyone when he comes out.
Mornin'
That was 'cupboard', sweetie. It's all in the language.
Potato, Potahto
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Years ago at audtion, one lady sang the tomoato, potato song and never changed the dialect.
At work trying to catch up! We had our friend over last night and I swear that the topic of conversations were EXACTLY the same as the last time. Some people just need to get a life.
Sunny and crisp here!
Happy Saturday!
Beautiful day today. Off to my voodoo doctor appointment soon.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I could use a little needle sticking!
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