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#2476

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:25pm

??? Dame...I guess I'm gulping too much champagne, too...because the last two posts make NO sense to me...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2477

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:25pm

Oliver is another movie I had trouble with. I found him so obnoxious.

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#2478

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

edit - boobs - your post made sense. It was the others...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2479

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

Tell me about it. I would have beat that child senseless if I ran that orphanage.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#2480

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

AMEN!!!!

"Please sir, I want some more."

SO DOES THE REST OF KIDS. SIT YOUR POOR BUTT DOWN BEFORE I HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH THIS CANE.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#2481

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:27pm

ok, I'm completely out of sync...

never mind me...I'll just keep reading and pouring.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2482

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:27pm

Who are these children who are writing such terrible things about the icons of our youth??

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2483

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:28pm

I did many shows at a Jewish Community center and for the longest time I didn't know what they meant when intermission was over and they said flick the Minora (sp?). I caught on after awhile. LOL !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2484

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:28pm

I'm not a children. But thank you for the compliment! There are just a few shows that I have problems with, and those are two of them. I also don't care for 1776.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#2485

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:30pm

Where's "Mom" NYadgal?..I think she was on duty tonight to stop these kids from entering..LOL !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2486

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:31pm

I HATE 1776! That probaly is one of my old time clunkers. My lover just go home and just yelled " You are on that thing again!" Of course he sees Matts pic and thinks thats why.

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#2487

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:31pm

I am not a kid either. The kid that played Oliver in the movie annoyed the CRAP out of me.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#2488

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

I was beginning to feel as if I'd stumbeled into a Seinfeld episode - where everyone was living in an alternate universe...

I'm still trying to recover from someone not loving The Sound of Music.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2489

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

C'mon..Mark Lester was a cute kid.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2490

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

I had alot of problems with his whinning and his voice.

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#2491

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:33pm

Dame, I think it might be time for you to tell him about us. There's no need to hurt him anymore than you absolutely have to.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#2492

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:33pm

GERTRUDE

I had a little trouble
'Cause I grew a little tail.
Well, it wasn't really little.
It was absolutely giant!
And it really was attractive
But you never even noticed,
So I felt a little silly even trying
Besides which the tail was too heavy
For normal flying.

Well, when the hunters caught you
I could see that I'd been foolish
'Cause I couldn't even help you
No, I couldn't even fly.
And I got so very frightened
'Cause I knew I had to save you.
No one else was gonna go to all the labor.
It was all up to me,
All you had was your next door neighbor.

So I ran to the doctor.

CAT AS DR. DAKE
The doctor named Dake.
And she said.-

GERTRUDE
My tail has been a mistake!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
And she said:

GERTRUDE
Dr. Dake, I've been foolish and vain.

Pluck it out! Get it off!
I won't do it again!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Ouch, it hurt a lot!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Ooh, a tender spot

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Just a one feather tail...

DR. DAKE, GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS
But suddenly, Gertrude could sail!

GERTRUDE (dramatically)
I sailed on a junk
And was practically sunk
For you.
I trampled thorough the trees
Full of furious bees
For you.
I slogged through a fog
And a choking smog
Down a soggy slope
Through a stinking bog
While my slip was gripped
By a vicious dog
For you.

GERTRUDE BIRD GIRLS
I galloped through the snow ooh...
In eleven below
For you.
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yes, even though I knew ooh...
I was catching the flu
For you
(achoo!) (achoo!)
And then came the hole ooh
Where I caught my sole ooh
And I rolled downhill ooh
Out of all control ooh
'Till I broke my fall
On a jagged shoal
For you!
ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh!
All for you
All for you
All for you
All for you
There's nothing that I
Wouldn't
And I couldn't
And I haven't gone through...
ahh, aah, aah, aah!

(With tremendous conviction and grit!)

I sprained my little toe, but la-la-la-la-la!
I hobbled like so la-la-la-la!
For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
ooh ... Ooh ... Ooh
Then came the hit and run la-la-la-la-la!

But I staggered on one la-la-la-la!
For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Now, here I am, ahh-ah!
The worse for wear
And here you are ahh-ah!
I'm here!
You're there!
And maybe now ah!
You'll know I care ahh-ah!
For you! Ooh!
ooh ...

GERTRUDE
Oh, yes. And Horton, one more thing...

It took me seven weeks...
But I found your clover,
Too!

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#2493

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:34pm

Matt,
My lover is theatermafia. he is on this thing at least twice a week just to see who is attacking me and what stupid thing I might have said.

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#2494

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:35pm

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

Seriously? Those are her favorite things? No kidding, huh?

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#2495

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:35pm

Matt..in the words of Pat Benatar...you better run...you better hide...you better leave................

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2496

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:36pm

TheaterMafia and I hooked up last year! That's such a coincidence!!!!

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#2497

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

I happen to be attracted to Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2498

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

LOL. And he was good wasn't he. off to dinner. back in one hour.

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#2499

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

Yes? You called?

#2500

re: can the adults please smoke?

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:38pm

Enjoy dinner Dame...have a drink on me.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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