Can the adults please smoke?- Page 100

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:25pm

??? Dame...I guess I'm gulping too much champagne, too...because the last two posts make NO sense to me...

[DAME]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:25pm

Oliver is another movie I had trouble with. I found him so obnoxious.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

edit - boobs - your post made sense. It was the others...

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

Tell me about it. I would have beat that child senseless if I ran that orphanage.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:26pm

AMEN!!!!

"Please sir, I want some more."

SO DOES THE REST OF KIDS. SIT YOUR POOR BUTT DOWN BEFORE I HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH THIS CANE.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:27pm

ok, I'm completely out of sync...

never mind me...I'll just keep reading and pouring.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:27pm

Who are these children who are writing such terrible things about the icons of our youth??

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:28pm

I did many shows at a Jewish Community center and for the longest time I didn't know what they meant when intermission was over and they said flick the Minora (sp?). I caught on after awhile. LOL !!!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:28pm

I'm not a children. But thank you for the compliment! There are just a few shows that I have problems with, and those are two of them. I also don't care for 1776.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:30pm

Where's "Mom" NYadgal?..I think she was on duty tonight to stop these kids from entering..LOL !!!

[DAME]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:31pm

I HATE 1776! That probaly is one of my old time clunkers. My lover just go home and just yelled " You are on that thing again!" Of course he sees Matts pic and thinks thats why.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:31pm

I am not a kid either. The kid that played Oliver in the movie annoyed the CRAP out of me.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

I was beginning to feel as if I'd stumbeled into a Seinfeld episode - where everyone was living in an alternate universe...

I'm still trying to recover from someone not loving The Sound of Music.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

C'mon..Mark Lester was a cute kid.

[DAME]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:32pm

I had alot of problems with his whinning and his voice.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:33pm

Dame, I think it might be time for you to tell him about us. There's no need to hurt him anymore than you absolutely have to.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:33pm

GERTRUDE

I had a little trouble
'Cause I grew a little tail.
Well, it wasn't really little.
It was absolutely giant!
And it really was attractive
But you never even noticed,
So I felt a little silly even trying
Besides which the tail was too heavy
For normal flying.

Well, when the hunters caught you
I could see that I'd been foolish
'Cause I couldn't even help you
No, I couldn't even fly.
And I got so very frightened
'Cause I knew I had to save you.
No one else was gonna go to all the labor.
It was all up to me,
All you had was your next door neighbor.

So I ran to the doctor.

CAT AS DR. DAKE
The doctor named Dake.
And she said.-

GERTRUDE
My tail has been a mistake!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
And she said:

GERTRUDE
Dr. Dake, I've been foolish and vain.

Pluck it out! Get it off!
I won't do it again!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Ouch, it hurt a lot!

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Ooh, a tender spot

CAT AS DR. DAKE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE
Just a one feather tail...

DR. DAKE, GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS
But suddenly, Gertrude could sail!

GERTRUDE (dramatically)
I sailed on a junk
And was practically sunk
For you.
I trampled thorough the trees
Full of furious bees
For you.
I slogged through a fog
And a choking smog
Down a soggy slope
Through a stinking bog
While my slip was gripped
By a vicious dog
For you.

GERTRUDE BIRD GIRLS
I galloped through the snow ooh...
In eleven below
For you.
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yes, even though I knew ooh...
I was catching the flu
For you
(achoo!) (achoo!)
And then came the hole ooh
Where I caught my sole ooh
And I rolled downhill ooh
Out of all control ooh
'Till I broke my fall
On a jagged shoal
For you!
ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh!
All for you
All for you
All for you
All for you
There's nothing that I
Wouldn't
And I couldn't
And I haven't gone through...
ahh, aah, aah, aah!

(With tremendous conviction and grit!)

I sprained my little toe, but la-la-la-la-la!
I hobbled like so la-la-la-la!
For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
ooh ... Ooh ... Ooh
Then came the hit and run la-la-la-la-la!

But I staggered on one la-la-la-la!
For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Now, here I am, ahh-ah!
The worse for wear
And here you are ahh-ah!
I'm here!
You're there!
And maybe now ah!
You'll know I care ahh-ah!
For you! Ooh!
ooh ...

GERTRUDE
Oh, yes. And Horton, one more thing...

It took me seven weeks...
But I found your clover,
Too!

[DAME]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:34pm

Matt,
My lover is theatermafia. he is on this thing at least twice a week just to see who is attacking me and what stupid thing I might have said.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:35pm

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

Seriously? Those are her favorite things? No kidding, huh?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:35pm

Matt..in the words of Pat Benatar...you better run...you better hide...you better leave................

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:36pm

TheaterMafia and I hooked up last year! That's such a coincidence!!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

I happen to be attracted to Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.

[DAME]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

LOL. And he was good wasn't he. off to dinner. back in one hour.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

Yes? You called?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:38pm

Enjoy dinner Dame...have a drink on me.