I need to immediately clarify something.
Wickedfiyeroofoz: Please, do not spread rumours about this. It's not funny for those of us involved. Everything you said in your post is absolutely incorrect, so let me clarify PLEASE. This has gotten out of hand.
-Shoshana has NOTHING to do with this show. It is Idina Menzel, and she looks plenty enough like a man.
-Beyonce will not sing every song on the cast recording - no plans of a cast recording have been announced. I understand that you're making a joke, but please - not only is it not funny, but it's wrong to be spreading false information about this show.
-LIZA WAS NOT ARRESTED YESTERDAY. She hit Duff over the head with a bottle of Jack and there is a restraining order. Had you read my previous posts, you would understand that Duff is still with the show - LIZA is not. Liza has been replaced by Carol Bayer Sager - that is a fact.
-Aaron Carter will be playing the role of Frankie? HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED TO ONE THING I SAID? The role of Frankie is being played by Jeff Bridges, how dare you spread rumours. Come on, kid.
-And no, you won't be there opening night because I will track you down and strip you of any privledges that you otherwise would have had with this show. I tolerate many things, but spreading FALSE INFORMATION about this amazing musical is not one of them.
SO FINALLY. LOHAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW. THERE IS NO SONG CALLED DEFYING LOHAN. Although that is a sad attempt at a joke on the behalf of WICKED, it's not funny, nor does it exist.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson