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#2826

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Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:52am

Yes, now he's down to a D cup.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2827

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:58am

Snaps for Rath!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2828

If any of us had jobs that were challenging, we wouldnt be on bww all day. What fun would that be?

I love my job for that reason alone.

(tho I just put together a report of someone's tardiness - a case is being made...just sayin')

and boobsie...NO TRIMMING!

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#2829

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:59am

Awwww, but I love a hairy chest. It's so masculine.

Rath-- Don't call me a cat lady. I sicced my three-legged kitten on the last person who said that. Ask Jaily. That flute is covering up some serious gashes.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2830

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:00am

Your cat wouldn't hurt me. I have friends who call me The Cat Whisperer.

The only cat who's ever not loved me was a cat my sister had. It was a huge family joke.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2831

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:02am

I have to trim a little guys...otherwise you can't see those voluptuous nipples of mine.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2832

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:17am

Then get nipple botox to make them perkier.

NO TRIMMING!

:)

#2833

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:23am

Meow.

*butchly displays all eleven of his chest hairs*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2834

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:27am

I love when you're Butchly, Jaily.

Isnt Nathan Lane opening in that soon?

#2835

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:29am

Talk about miscast.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2836

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:34am

So I take it you missed my star turn in the Saugatuck Falls Community Players' production of Trumbo?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2837

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 11:36am

Saugatuck sucks.

say it three times, fast!

#2838

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:34pm

I confess I just took a two hour lunch. And anyone in my office who wants to complain about it can eat me.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2839

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:36pm

But didn't they already have lunch?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2840

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:40pm

Yeah, I pretty much knew that joke was coming.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2841

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:41pm

I was gonna say..as long as they have a hairy chest.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2842

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:45pm

Can I go gay for your avatar? Goddamn, that woman is beyond gorgeous.

P.S. One more question: Can I rub myself on your hairy chest?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2843

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:46pm

If he still has Bernadette up there, get in line, bitch!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2844

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:47pm

Of course you can SG...to both . Here you go..and yes it's really mine.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 9/22/06 at 02:47 PM

#2845

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:56pm

Whats that hand doing, huh Boobs?

#2846

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:02pm

boobsy, i love you but there's something unnatural about that...

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#2847

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:04pm

Boobsie, that looks like a Craig's List ad.

#2848

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:05pm

Did you just take that photo for my benefit or did you already have it on file? If so, may I ask why?

Tee hee! I saw Boobs's nipple!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2849

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:06pm

And that's WAY more than a trim, mister!

#2850

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:07pm

*thanks all that is holy that she can't see pics*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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