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#2851

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:08pm

I took that just for you SG.

Doodle..it was really getting out of hand..I was afraid with all these forest fires you know.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2852

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:09pm

That's whatcha get for sleeping with a smoker.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2853

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 3:12pm

*bites tongue*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2854

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:13pm

You took it just for me?

*blushes*

It's always the gay ones. Why can't straight men take pictures of their hairy chests just for me? WHY CAN'T YOU, YOU BASTARDS!?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2855

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:15pm

Mine's gay too, SG...

again, I direct you to Craig's list.

#2856

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:20pm

Who wants to come rub summadat chest hair up in my lil' boyface?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2857

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:21pm

*vomits profusely*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2858

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:22pm

I do! I don't have chest hair, so is it all right if I use a merkin instead?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#2859

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:23pm

That's not what they're for.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2860

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:23pm

No. Artifical chest hair need not apply.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2861

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:24pm

so HAH.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2862

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:25pm

Damn!

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#2863

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:26pm

...lack of natural chest hair can, however, be made up by presence of foreskin.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2864

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:27pm

Can I use a different patch of hair to rub in your alleged "lil' boyface"?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 9/22/06 at 04:27 PM

#2865

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:28pm

Jaily, jaily, jaily....

all I a can say is....

yikes.

#2866

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:28pm

Jesus F*ck, Jaily.

*projectile vomits onto his golden flute - no, not that one*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2867

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:29pm

"...lack of natural chest hair can, however, be made up by presence of foreskin."

In that case, allow me.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#2868

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:30pm

somehow I read "presents of foreskin"

#2869

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:31pm

It amounts to the same in the end

*nods at SM2*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2870

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:36pm

crikey!

#2871

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:40pm

What?

I know *I* certainly consider it a pleasantly surprising gift when I see one

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2872

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:42pm

I think it was "in the end" that brought out the crocodile hunter response.

#2873

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:43pm

Dead?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2874

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:43pm

I'm proud of my prepuce!

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#2875

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/22/06 at 4:44pm

I had drapes that color!

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