Confessions Thread — Page 124

#3076

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:25pm

You know I don't stand for long when I'm drinking.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3077

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:26pm

I once went under the name of Sal Manela..but people wouldn't touch the pole after I went on..so I changed it to Phil Atchio.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3078

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:27pm

Girl, exotic dancer is a terrible title to use...just use stripper!

"Sompthin' wroing with strippin?!"

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#3079

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:32pm

I suppose you're right, but exotic dancer just makes me laugh. Although there ain't nothin wroing with strippin!

Luckily, after watching Real Sex on HBO, I've learned many valuable tricks to perform...I'm already set to go.

#3080

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:34pm

odd. the only thing i learned from watching real sex on hbo is that fat people like to be naked. a lot.

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#3081

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:35pm

So you DID see my episodes! Awesome.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3082

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:35pm

you were on real sex b.c. weren't you?

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#3083

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:36pm

I liked you so much better when you were half-dead.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3084

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:37pm

oh come on. just because the grand prize on the game show you won was fire is no reason to get testy. think of your blood pressure.

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#3085

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:38pm

That fire came in very handy, so shuttie.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3086

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:38pm

One more piece of advise, dont go into strippin' unless you have the call...not for any one man.
It's like being a nun or a nurse...which will cost you extra.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3087

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:41pm

i confess that none of my other screen names talk to me anymore.

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#3088

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:42pm

That's because you're a big jerk.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3089

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:45pm

Do I have to put you 2 into your crates again?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3090

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:47pm

I have to confess that someone brought their 2 year old into work, and I will soon be in jail for throwing him out the window and assaulting everyone who keeps engaging the little ahole.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3091

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:48pm

i'd say it was that "time of the month," but we all know that that ship sailed a LONG time ago...

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#3092

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:53pm

I swear to God, Robb.

Those painkillers are going to be no match for the pain I'm about to inflict.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 10/24/06 at 02:53 PM

#3093

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:54pm

who loves ya, baby? i kid because i love. now, c'mon, touch it.

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#3094

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 2:58pm

I have to confess this is the most entertaining thing I've read in a long time.

#3095

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:01pm

Ewwww, no way.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3096

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:04pm

owen loves his momma.

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#3097

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:05pm

I hate you, newly pain-free RobbO.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3098

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:06pm

pain-free? says who.

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#3099

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:07pm

Good.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3100

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:07pm

Just..stay away from the green coat. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson