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#3026

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:06am

i have, however, pleasured myself at work. at my desk. while others were in the office. and i liked it.

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#3027

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:09am

eating donuts is not pleasuring yourself, Robbo.

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#3028

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:10am

I have, too, RobbO. I had one of those huge desks with the solid front, so...you know.

Good times.

Usually do it in the restroom, though.

Not always by myself.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3029

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:10am

you've never seen what i can do with a box of munchkins, doodles.

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#3030

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:12am

I expected your answer to be "it is if your doing it right!"

Now every "big desk" will have a new meaning for me.

#3031

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:14am

jaily, are you hiring?

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#3032

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:15am

Sometimes I forget my desk doesn't have a front.

#3033

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:17am

Eww, the guy in the stall next to me the other day was doing it. And not very subtley, either. I wanted to slide my hand lotion under the stall wall to it, because it sounded like there was some difficulty.

#3034

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:18am

Calvin, you are so giving!

#3035

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:19am

you just "happened" to have "hand" lotion with you, calvin?

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#3036

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:20am

That's why I love Calvin. He's ALWAYS there for his fellow man.

I'm always hiring, Robb :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3037

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:22am

I always have lotion. Whiteboy dry skin + years of medicating myself to prevent acne breakouts has made it necessary.

#3038

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:24am

...and, you never know when you're gonna want to wank.

#3039

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:25am

That's what the cucumber/melon scent is for.

#3040

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:28am

I actually had someone say to me recently..."I didn't think people still use vaseline." Talk about making you feel old.

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#3041

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:32am

Vaseline? Good lord, honey. You know that stuff eats through latex, right? *scowl* (And it's not nearly as good as Crisco for...uh, "baking".)

Can I sniff your cucumber, Calvin?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3042

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:33am

and that convo came up how sweetie?

#3043

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:33am

Only if I can taste your melon.

#3044

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:34am

and when jaily is done, can i lick your melon?

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#3045

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:35am

the hell with sniffing and licking, can I eat your melon?

#3046

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:37am

oh lord!

#3047

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:37am

Sommsy, don't be greedy. We ALL need to enjoy his melon. Or my melon. Or whichever melon is in question.

And yes, of course, Calvin! I am, after all, a gentleman!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3048

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:39am

this convo sheds a whole new light on ass peach.

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#3049

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:43am

bunch of freaking fruit

#3050

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:44am

fresh!

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