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#3051

the confessions thread

The adage says you should go after the low-hanging fruit first.
#3052

the confessions thread

Funny...I've heard about your low-hanging fruit, and always felt a little miffed that I haven't gotten to pluck it.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3053

the confessions thread

Well, it's always ripe and cheaper than what's available on the corner stand! Sometimes a little bruised, though.
#3054

the confessions thread

Well, as I'm sure you know, I'm not terribly picky about what I put in my mouth, so I'm sure it's fine. the confessions thread
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3055

the confessions thread

Jaily..you're such a liar....don't let me bring up some skank I know you were with....all I say is big rock.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3056

the confessions thread

do you mean "rhymes with rock?"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3058

the confessions thread

Boobs, don't make me come down there.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3059

the confessions thread

But Jaily...you know I want you to. the confessions thread
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3060

the confessions thread

Well, obviously!

I feel like we're long overdue for drinky-poos.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3061

the confessions thread

I confess that I'm extremely upset I didn't find this thread before today. WHERE have I been?
#3062

the confessions thread

girl, you been wasting your time!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3063

the confessions thread

Dayum right I have! And I don't even have anything good to confess, because I live a boring, useless life.
#3064

the confessions thread

That's the biggest confession of the day, my dear.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3065

the confessions thread

Jaily...we do need to set up a date for Cocktails
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3066

the confessions thread

It very well may be...I suppose I can confess that I'm in lust with a thirty-something Italian stallion who only dates strippers, which is making me seriously consider that career choice.
#3067

the confessions thread

Stripping is a great career!

I went by the name "Turkish Delight" which you can use, if you like, now that I am retired. I was going through a CS Lewis faze.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3068

the confessions thread

That was you doodle? I put many dollars down your G-string.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3069

the confessions thread

I thought you seemed familiar, Boobsie...that money went to good use the confessions thread
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3070

the confessions thread

Ooh, I'm liking "Turkish Delight." Especially since I myself had a CS Lewis faze...although I do like "Blue Mondae," as seen on Nip/Tuck. Or there's always the staple Gypse Rose Lee. It's really a difficult choice, you know?
#3071

the confessions thread

Well, ya gotta get a gimick.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3072

the confessions thread

I remember when it felt special to get a drink invitation from Jaily.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3073

the confessions thread

Oh, hush, darling, you know your drink invitation is a standing one!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3074

the confessions thread

Perhaps I should make a new thread, "Help justagirl2 choose her exotic dancer moniker!"
#3075

the confessions thread

aren't mosting of your dates of the standing variety, jaily?

standing at the urinal

standing at the bus stop

standing on the subway
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