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#3151

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:18pm

i confess that i were you i would pretend that i'm taking phone calls all day and yell out to the entire office:

"has anyone seen hunter?"

"seen hunter?"

"c'mon guys, i know someone has seen hunter here!"

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#3152

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:19pm

or Dick Hertz.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3153

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:21pm

I confess that Mercedes Ellington is a nutjob.
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#3154

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:22pm

duke would be so ashamed.

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#3155

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:29pm

I confess that Jerry likes my corn.

I guess that would be a cornfession.

#3156

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:30pm

If someone is a nutjob just for wearing crazy hats, what does that make Stritch?

Oh.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3157

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:31pm

thanks to you doodle, i confess that i cannot get beavis & butthead out of my butthead.

"i am cornholio!"

"i need TP for my bunghole."

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#3158

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:31pm

I have that effect on alot of peepholes.

#3159

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:32pm

Oh, that bitch! *fuming* If I've told her once, I've told her a HUNDRED TIMES....

STOP STEALING MY F*CKING CLOTHES!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3160

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:33pm

She fits into your Ann Taylor size 0's?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3161

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:33pm

I confess...Jaily is my favorite whore on BWW.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3162

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:33pm

jaily, you have clothes specifically for f*cking?

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#3163

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:34pm

You don't?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3164

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:35pm

lucky me, I was seated behind her at that stupid event!

I confess, Jaily is the BIGgest whore on bww.

#3165

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:37pm

Did you just call me fat?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3166

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:37pm

Sorry.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3167

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Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:40pm

no, I called you phat.

#3168

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Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:22am

If Jerome Corsi dropped dead from a heart attack, I would have a weekend-long celebration of sex and champagne over his very enormous burial plot.

#3169

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Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:24am

and that would be different from any other weekend, how?

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#3170

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Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:25am

Location - the burial plot part.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3171

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Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:27am

seen hunter?

has anyone seen hunter?

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#3172

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:28am

<---------------- hunter went thataway

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3173

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Posted: 10/26/06 at 10:29am

It's pronounced Shaun.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3174

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:44pm

I confess that I have no idea what most people are posting about on most of the threads I try to read.

#3175

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:50pm

are you a moderator too?

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